Masq - Contributions [en]

Joan/Allies

2012-04-14T10:58:47Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Marlena|Marlena]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Natsuki|Natsuki]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Beck|Beck]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[LucyNPC|Lucy]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Marlena2.jpg|75px|Even the humblest pawn may one day turn into a queen.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Intern.''' Such an obedient little minion you are.''
| [[Image:Natsuki_Doorway.jpg|75px|Someone I used to know.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Pariah.''' Once I called you friend. No longer.''
| [[Image:Beck_1.jpg|75px|Vroooom.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Mechanic.''' We work oh so well together.''
| [[Image:Lucy1.jpg|75px|The children are the future.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Daughter.''' The apple does not fall far from the tree.''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/RP Hooks

2012-03-27T23:18:47Z

Joan:

[[Category:Character Subpages]]
* '''Like to dress up?''' Maybe one of Joan's steampunk creations is for you. They tend to be rather pricy, though.
* '''Enjoy a good party?''' Joan certainly seems to, especially costume parties... though with her, every day is a costume party.
* '''Got kids?''' So does Joan. Just might lead to a random meeting at the playground, or maybe she could use a babysitter.
* '''In showbiz?''' Joan designs costumes, props and models for both Broadway and Hollywood, her work might be familiar.
* '''Just plain weird?''' Joan is rather eccentric herself. (She's too rich to be called crazy.)
* '''Want someone... removed?''' Joan would of course never stoop to such dirty business, but she might know a guy who knows a guy...

Joan/Quotes

2012-03-27T23:12:45Z

Joan:

{|
|align=center|"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." ''The Sniper, Team Fortress 2'' "Malcolm... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." ''The Operative, Serenity'' "You must learn, child, that what would be wrong for you or any of the common people is not wrong in a great Queen such as I. The weight of the world is on our shoulders. We must be freed from all rules. Ours is a high and lonely destiny." ''Jadis the White Witch, The Magician's Nephew'' "It is perfectly obvious that the whole world is going to hell. The only possible chance that it might not is that we do not attempt to prevent it from doing so." ''Robert Oppenheimer'' "I know there are many people who fall ill when they see this black uniform; we understand that and don't expect that we will be loved by many people." ''Heinrich Himmler'' 
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/RP Hooks

2011-09-05T11:17:13Z

Joan:

Joan/RP Hooks

2011-09-05T09:48:16Z

Joan:

Joan/Quotes

2011-09-01T00:40:58Z

Joan:

{|
|align=center|"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." ''The Sniper, Team Fortress 2'' "That's why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing." ''Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine'' "That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic." ''The Last Avengers Story'' "It is perfectly obvious that the whole world is going to hell. The only possible chance that it might not is that we do not attempt to prevent it from doing so." ''Robert Oppenheimer'' 
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Allies

2011-08-07T20:52:01Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Marlena|Marlena]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Natsuki|Natsuki]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Beck|Beck]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[LucyNPC|Lucy]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Marlena2.jpg|75px|Even the humblest pawn may one day turn into a queen.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Intern.''' Such an obedient little minion you are.''
| [[Image:Natsuki_Doorway.jpg|75px|My little mannequin.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Fan.''' Mine, body and soul.''
| [[Image:Beck_1.jpg|75px|Vroooom.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Mechanic.''' We work oh so well together.''
| [[Image:Lucy1.jpg|75px|The children are the future.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Daughter.''' The apple does not fall far from the tree.''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Infobox

2011-08-07T20:45:43Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Lucy1.jpg|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| American
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Elementary School Student
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Thrill Seeker / Masochist (but thrives on fear, not pain)
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| 9
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nickname:'''
| What, 'Lucy' is too long for you?
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
<noinclude>[[Category:NPC Subpages]]</noinclude>

Joan/Playlist

2011-08-07T20:42:06Z

Joan:

{|| class="wikitable" width="100%" cellpadding="2" colspacing="5" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto"
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfc9GLxlhEw You Know My Name] Chris Cornell'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsF45oe6d5o Battle Without Honor Or Humanity] Tomoyasu Hotei'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH5C_EKYKY Cruel] Tori Amos'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_iOTBTyupc Anything you can do I can do better] Bernadette Peters & Tom Wopat'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZTLVJSlNw Your Mother's Got A Penis] Goldie Lookin Chain'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk Art of the Dress] MLP: FiM'''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Allies

2011-05-17T14:45:18Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Marlena|Marlena]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Natsuki|Natsuki]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Beck|Beck]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Marlena2.jpg|75px|Even the humblest pawn may one day turn into a queen.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Intern.''' Such an obedient little minion you are.''
| [[Image:Natsuki_Doorway.jpg|75px|My little mannequin.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Fan.''' I'll break you out of your shell yet, doll.''
| [[Image:Beck_1.jpg|75px|Vroooom.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Mechanic.''' I sense a collaboration just around the corner.''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Gallery

2011-05-02T13:19:11Z

Joan:

{|
<center><gallery perrow=4 widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:Joan1.jpg|'''Teh Hat''' Inspiration for Joan's hat - hers is dark brown rather than black, though. And it'd have gears.
Image:Joan2.jpg|'''Epic Goggles''' These are Joan's goggles.
Image:Joan5.jpg|'''Bang!''' Is this a rifle in my hand or am I just glad to see you?
Image:Joan6.jpg|'''Belt''' Snazzy belt eh? ... what do you mean you weren't looking at the belt?
Image:Joan7.jpg|'''Ribbons''' I feel so pretty.
Image:Joan8.jpg|'''Birdie''' Are you a pet or are you lunch, little birdie? We shall see.
Image:Joan9.jpg|'''Sadface''' Don't make me pout. Sad Joan is sad.
Image:Joancomp.jpg|'''Joan's epic computer!''' The processors are made from brass. Honest.
</gallery>
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

File:Joancomp.jpg

2011-05-02T13:17:21Z

Joan:

Joan/Quotes

2011-04-20T16:47:09Z

Joan:

Joan/Gallery

2011-03-29T18:27:02Z

Joan:

File:Joan9.jpg

2011-03-29T18:20:58Z

Joan:

File:Joan8.jpg

2011-03-29T18:20:31Z

Joan:

File:Joan7.jpg

2011-03-29T18:20:01Z

Joan:

File:Joan6.jpg

2011-03-29T18:19:14Z

Joan:

File:Joan5.jpg

2011-03-29T18:18:43Z

Joan:

Joan/RP Hooks

2011-03-28T11:53:26Z

Joan:

Joan/RP Hooks

2011-03-28T11:53:02Z

Joan:

[[Category:Character Subpages]]
* '''Like to dress up?''' Maybe one of Joan's steampunk creations is for you. They tend to be rather pricy, though.
* '''Enjoy a good party?''' Joan certainly seems to, especially costume parties... though with her, every day is a costume party.
* '''Got kids?''' So does Joan. Just might lead to a random meeting at the playground, or maybe she could use a babysitter.
* '''In showbiz?''' Joan designs costumes, props and models for both Broadway and Hollywood, her work might be familiar.
* '''Just plain weird?''' Joan is rather eccentric herself. (She's too rich to be called crazy.)
* '''Want someone... removed? Joan would of course never stoop to such dirty business, but she might know a guy who knows a guy...

Joan/Quotes

2011-03-28T11:51:38Z

Joan:

Joan/Quotes

2011-03-28T11:45:14Z

Joan:

{|
|align=center|"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." ''The Sniper, Team Fortress 2'' "So let us pretend that I do, indeed, believe that murder is wrong." ''Zevran, Dragon Age'' "Lately, I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." ''Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine''
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Playlist

2011-02-10T13:45:19Z

Joan: Now with links! Whee.

{|| class="wikitable" width="100%" cellpadding="2" colspacing="5" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto"
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxjvkijfoI Someone is Crazy] Jonathan Coulton'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMMV_RoEMxE I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire] The Ink Spots'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yachrjvO2Ow We Care A Lot] Faith No More'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww Poison] Alice Cooper'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End Of The World As We Know It] REM'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVRX_5tGOlo Addams Family Theme]'''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Animals of Albuquerque

2011-02-08T12:05:23Z

Joan:

{|width=680px id="layoutTable"
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|A Common Raven
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:ACRaven.jpg|300px]]
|
'''Sex:''' Female
|
'''Age:''' Adult
|
'''Breed:''' Corvus Corax
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''The Common Raven (Corvus corax), also known as the Northern Raven, is a large, all-black passerine bird in the crow family. Found across the northern hemisphere, it is the most widely distributed of all corvids. There are eight known subspecies with little variation in appearance although recent research has demonstrated significant genetic differences among populations from various regions. It is one of the two largest corvids, alongside the Thick-billed Raven, and is possibly the heaviest passerine bird; at maturity, the Common Raven is between 56 and 69 cm (22 to 27 inches) in length, with recorded weights ranging from 0.69 to 1.63 kg (1.5 to 3.6 pounds). Common Ravens typically live about 10 to 15 years in the wild, although lifespans of up to 40 years have been recorded.'' 
{{pad|3em}}''In other words, it's another damn bird.''
|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:ACRaven1.jpg
Image:ACRaven2.jpg
Image:ACRaven3.jpg
Image:ACRaven4.jpg
Image:ACRaven5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|A Large Raven
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:ALRaven.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Male
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Who can tell?
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Corvus Corax
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
 <center>''A rather large black raven, with glossy feathers and a bright, intelligent glint in its eyes.''</center>

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:ALRaven1.jpg
Image:ALRaven2.jpg
Image:ALRaven3.jpg
Image:ALRaven4.jpg
Image:ALRaven5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Black Wolf
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:BWolf.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Male
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Adolescent
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Unknown
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''This wolf is large for its size, but not too large, with a dark brown coat that goes almost black in places. The yellowish eyes have a hint of green or blue or brown in them, its snout is long and thin, a bit fluffy around the shoulders. It often shows its large fangs without thinking much of the consequences, the rest of it is slung low, an animal used to creeping about, head low.''
|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:BWolf1.jpg
Image:BWolf2.jpg
Image:BWolf3.jpg
Image:BWolf4.jpg
Image:BWolf5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Orb-Weaver
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:Orb-Weaver.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Female
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Adult
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Nephila Clavipes
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''Spiders. They're everywhere - there are some forty thousand species of spiders on the planet, inhabiting every continent save Antarctica; they've established themselves in deserts, forests, swamps, grasslands, and absolutely everwhere else save possibly underwater. Any given acre of land is virtually guaranteed to have thousands if not hundreds of thousands of spiders. You might only see one or two, or even none at all, but rest assured: the one constant in life is that you are surrounded by spiders. '' 

{{pad|3em}}''This particular specimen belongs to the species Nephila Clavipes, a kind of golden orb-web spider. Judging by its large size, it is most assuredly female; the body itself, mainly orange-ish with a smattering of white dots, is a little over two inches in length. When you factor in leg span, the entire thing is roughly the length and width of a small beer can. The eight slender legs start out yellow at the base, but appear to have several black (actually very, very dark blue) stripes circling them as they approach the sharp tips.''

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:Orb-Weaver1.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver2.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver3.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver4.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Pale Cheetah
|- align=center
|rowspan=3 style="padding:auto;"|[[Image:PaleCheetah.jpg|300px]]
|
'''Sex:''' Male
|
'''Age:''' Adult
|
'''Breed:''' Isabelline Cheetah
|-
|colspan=3|
{{pad|3em}}''This large male cheetah stands a little over three feet tall at the shoulder and weighs just shy of 150 pounds. It's much lighter colored than the typical cheetah, with short and coarse, cream colored fur that's tan spotted, and a white belly. Its chest is deep, for an oversized heart muscle and lungs made for gulping air, its waist narrow to aid in folding its body while running at incredible speeds. The cat's muzzle is very short but filled with sharp teeth meant to tear meat. White claws are only semi retractable, remaining visible at all times and providing superior grip while running, and its long, thick, spotted tail is tipped with tan rings. A long haired, cream colored and tan spotted crest runs between its shoulders, tapering to an end at its mid-back, protective as well as able to display levels of aggression.'' 

{{pad|3em}}''The cat's most distinctive feature is the tear-like tan streaks running from the inside corners of its golden eyes and down its nose to frame its white whiskered mouth. Tan spots run down its cheeks from the outside corners of its eyes, helping to give the cat the appearance of crying muddy tears. Its nostrils are wide for increased oxygen intake, and its pointed ears swivel to catch sounds. Thin bodied and quite slim, while it is well muscled as an active animal, its legs appear very thin and even somewhat delicate.''

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:PaleCheetah1.jpg|<center>DUR HUR!
Image:PaleCheetah2.jpg|<center>Being stupidly cute.
Image:PaleCheetah3.jpg|<center>Pouncing prey!
Image:PaleCheetah4.jpg|<center>I can has kiss?
Image:PaleCheetah5.jpg|<center>Cheetah are notorious car thieves.
</gallery>
|}

Animals of Albuquerque

2011-02-08T12:02:47Z

Joan:

{|width=680px id="layoutTable"
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|A Common Raven
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:ACRaven.jpg|300px]]
|
'''Sex:''' Female
|
'''Age:''' Adult
|
'''Breed:''' Corvus Corax
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''The Common Raven (Corvus corax), also known as the Northern Raven, is a large, all-black passerine bird in the crow family. Found across the northern hemisphere, it is the most widely distributed of all corvids. There are eight known subspecies with little variation in appearance although recent research has demonstrated significant genetic differences among populations from various regions. It is one of the two largest corvids, alongside the Thick-billed Raven, and is possibly the heaviest passerine bird; at maturity, the Common Raven is between 56 and 69 cm (22 to 27 inches) in length, with recorded weights ranging from 0.69 to 1.63 kg (1.5 to 3.6 pounds). Common Ravens typically live about 10 to 15 years in the wild, although lifespans of up to 40 years have been recorded.'' 
{{pad|3em}}''In other words, it's another damn bird.''
|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:ACRaven1.jpg
Image:ACRaven2.jpg
Image:ACRaven3.jpg
Image:ACRaven4.jpg
Image:ACRaven5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|A Large Raven
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:ALRaven.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Male
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Who can tell?
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Corvus Corax
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
 <center>''A rather large black raven, with glossy feathers and a bright, intelligent glint in its eyes.''</center>

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:ALRaven1.jpg
Image:ALRaven2.jpg
Image:ALRaven3.jpg
Image:ALRaven4.jpg
Image:ALRaven5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Black Wolf
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:BWolf.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Male
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Adolescent
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Unknown
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''This wolf is large for its size, but not too large, with a dark brown coat that goes almost black in places. The yellowish eyes have a hint of green or blue or brown in them, its snout is long and thin, a bit fluffy around the shoulders. It often shows its large fangs without thinking much of the consequences, the rest of it is slung low, an animal used to creeping about, head low.''
|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:BWolf1.jpg
Image:BWolf2.jpg
Image:BWolf3.jpg
Image:BWolf4.jpg
Image:BWolf5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Orb-Weaver
|-align=center
|rowspan=3|[[Image:Orb-Weaver.jpg|300px]]
|width=120px|
'''Sex:''' Female
|width=120px|
'''Age:''' Adult
|width=120px|
'''Breed:''' Nephila Clavipes
|-
|colspan=3 style="padding:0 10px;"|
{{pad|3em}}''Spiders. They're everywhere - there are some forty thousand species of spiders on the planet, inhabiting every continent save Antarctica; they've established themselves in deserts, forests, swamps, grasslands, and absolutely everwhere else save possibly underwater. Any given acre of land is virtually guaranteed to have thousands if not hundreds of thousands of spiders. You might only see one or two, or even none at all, but rest assured: the one constant in life is that you are surrounded by spiders. ''

{{pad|3em}}''This particular specimen belongs to the species Nephila Clavipes, a kind of golden orb-web spider. Judging by its large size, it is most assuredly female; the body itself, mainly orange-ish with a smattering of white dots, is a little over two inches in length. When you factor in leg span, the entire thing is roughly the length and width of a small beer can. The eight slender legs start out yellow at the base, but appear to have several black (actually very, very dark blue) stripes circling them as they approach the sharp tips.''

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:Orb-Weaver1.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver2.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver3.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver4.jpg
Image:Orb-Weaver5.jpg
</gallery>
|-
!colspan=4 align=left|Pale Cheetah
|- align=center
|rowspan=3 style="padding:auto;"|[[Image:PaleCheetah.jpg|300px]]
|
'''Sex:''' Male
|
'''Age:''' Adult
|
'''Breed:''' Isabelline Cheetah
|-
|colspan=3|
{{pad|3em}}''This large male cheetah stands a little over three feet tall at the shoulder and weighs just shy of 150 pounds. It's much lighter colored than the typical cheetah, with short and coarse, cream colored fur that's tan spotted, and a white belly. Its chest is deep, for an oversized heart muscle and lungs made for gulping air, its waist narrow to aid in folding its body while running at incredible speeds. The cat's muzzle is very short but filled with sharp teeth meant to tear meat. White claws are only semi retractable, remaining visible at all times and providing superior grip while running, and its long, thick, spotted tail is tipped with tan rings. A long haired, cream colored and tan spotted crest runs between its shoulders, tapering to an end at its mid-back, protective as well as able to display levels of aggression.'' 

{{pad|3em}}''The cat's most distinctive feature is the tear-like tan streaks running from the inside corners of its golden eyes and down its nose to frame its white whiskered mouth. Tan spots run down its cheeks from the outside corners of its eyes, helping to give the cat the appearance of crying muddy tears. Its nostrils are wide for increased oxygen intake, and its pointed ears swivel to catch sounds. Thin bodied and quite slim, while it is well muscled as an active animal, its legs appear very thin and even somewhat delicate.''

|-
|colspan=3 valign=bottom|<gallery perrow=5 widths="75px" heights="75px">
Image:PaleCheetah1.jpg|<center>DUR HUR!
Image:PaleCheetah2.jpg|<center>Being stupidly cute.
Image:PaleCheetah3.jpg|<center>Pouncing prey!
Image:PaleCheetah4.jpg|<center>I can has kiss?
Image:PaleCheetah5.jpg|<center>Cheetah are notorious car thieves.
</gallery>
|}

File:Orb-Weaver2.jpg

2011-02-08T11:25:39Z

Joan:

File:Orb-Weaver1.jpg

2011-02-08T11:21:10Z

Joan:

LucyNPC/Quotes

2011-02-08T10:52:01Z

Joan:

{|
|align=center|"I'm afraid I don't see things like you do. I mean it: I'm afraid. What if the things I find beautiful drive you mad? What if they hollow you out like clever little squirrels getting nuts for the winter, except the nuts are your eyes, and winter is, I don't know, maybe the Rapture or something? And I'm just smiling while your face gets ripped apart because I think it's beautiful? " ''Genius: the Transgression'' "Insert witty quote." ''Who said it?''
|}
<noinclude>[[Category:NPC Subpages]]</noinclude>

File:Joancomic.jpg

2011-02-08T10:38:30Z

Joan:

Joan/Introduction

2011-02-08T10:37:52Z

Joan:

[[Image:Joancomic.jpg|center]]
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Gallery

2011-02-04T15:09:03Z

Joan:

File:Joan4.jpg

2011-02-04T15:07:20Z

Joan:

LucyNPC/Allies

2011-02-01T13:48:16Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Joan|Joan Amanda Boltzmann]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Marlena|Marlena Adams]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Quentin|Quentin Cyrus Kensington]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Joan.jpg|75px|Her Majesty the Queen.]]
| width="250" | '''''My mother.''' She'll wrap you around her finger and you won't even know it.''
| [[Image:Marlena2.jpg|75px|The Lady in Waiting.]]
| width="250" | '''''Mom's minion.''' Delightfully obedient, and almost as awesome as me! I hope mom keeps her.''
| [[Image:Quentincomic.jpg|75px|The High Priest.]]
| width="250" | '''''Uncle Q!''' Won't show me his scars. Meanie. I bet they're awesome. :(''
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Natsuki|Natsuki Yazawa]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Beck|"Beck"]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Name|Name]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Natsuki_Doorway.jpg|75px|The Squire.]]
| width="250" | '''''She's fun!''' I wish she'd come visit more often, though. Or move in!''
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|The Paladin.]]
| width="250" | '''''She's gonna teach me how to ride a motorcycle!''' But what's her full name anyway?.''
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Insert another witty remark.''' Last bit of wittyness.''
|-
|}
<noinclude>[[Category:NPC Subpages]]</noinclude>

LucyNPC/Playlist

2011-02-01T13:04:26Z

Joan:

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|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KMgzOWqkg Dead Again] Tom Smith / Possible Oscar'''
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cr5Ho3uWdY&fmt=18 Wicked Child] Castlevania'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZU5RovODg&fmt=18 Försvinn Du Som Lyser] Finntroll'''
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
|-
|}
<noinclude>[[Category:NPC Subpages]]</noinclude>

LucyNPC/Infobox

2011-02-01T12:32:35Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Lucy1.jpg|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| American
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Elementary School Student
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Thrill Seeker / Masochist (but thrives on fear, not pain)
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| 8
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nickname:'''
| What, 'Lucy' is too long for you?
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Infobox

2011-02-01T12:31:30Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Lucy1.jpg|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| American
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Elementary School Student
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Nightmare Fetishist! :D Think a mix of Thrill Seeker and Masochist, just substitute pain for fear. She thrives on scary things.
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| 8
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nickname:'''
| What, 'Lucy' is too long for you?
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Gallery

2011-02-01T12:22:41Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Gallery}}'

<center><gallery perrow=4 widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:Name1.jpg
Image:Name2.jpg
Image:Name3.jpg
Image:Name4.jpg
</gallery></center>
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Description

2011-02-01T12:22:09Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Description}}'

{|
|align=center| ''Insert a Desc.'' 
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Introduction

2011-02-01T12:21:52Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Introduction|LucyNPC}}'

[[Image:LucyNPCcomic.jpg|center]]
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Infobox

2011-02-01T12:20:41Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Infobox|LucyNPC}}'

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:LucyNPC.jpg|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| Where you are from
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| What you do
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| What people perceive
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| About how old you look
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nickname:'''
| What people call you
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/RP Hooks

2011-02-01T12:20:11Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:RP Hooks}}'

[[Category:Character Subpages]]
* hook
* hook
* hook

LucyNPC/Quotes

2011-02-01T12:19:57Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Quotes}}'

{|
|align=center|"Insert witty quote." ''Who said it?'' "Insert witty quote." ''Who said it?''
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Playlist

2011-02-01T12:19:24Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Playlist}}'

{|| class="wikitable" width="100%" cellpadding="2" colspacing="5" style="margin: 1em auto 1em auto"
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
| style="font-size:11px" |
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
* '''[link Name of song] Name of band'''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC/Allies

2011-02-01T12:18:52Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:Allies}}'

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Name|Name]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Name|Name]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Name|Name]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Insert another witty remark.''' Last bit of wittyness.''
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Insert another witty remark.''' Last bit of wittyness.''
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Insert another witty remark.''' Last bit of wittyness.''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

LucyNPC

2011-02-01T12:17:56Z

Joan: Created page with '{{subst:PC|Lucy Boltzmann}}'

[[Category:PC]]
{| id="layoutTable"
|-
| class="MainPageBG" width="30%" |
{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5"
|-
! '''Name:''' Lucy Boltzmann
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Infobox}}
|-
! Quotes
|-
| align=center| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Quotes}}
|-
! RP Hooks
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/RP_Hooks}}
|-
! Logs
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/RP_Logs}}
|-
|-
|}
|
{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5"
|-
! A Glimpse Within
|-
| colspan="2" width="100%"| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Introduction}}
|-
! Physical Description
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Description}}
|-
! Playlist
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Playlist}}
|-
! Allies and Contacts
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Allies}}
|-
! Gallery
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Gallery}}
|-
|-
|}

File:Lucy1.jpg

2011-02-01T12:14:00Z

Joan:

File:SecretJoan.jpg

2011-01-28T22:16:33Z

Joan: Yum.

Yum.

Joan/Quotes

2010-12-06T20:21:08Z

Joan:

{|
|align=center|"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." ''The Sniper, Team Fortress 2'' "Insert witty quote." ''Who said it?''
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Allies

2010-11-06T22:53:22Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Marlena|Marlena]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Natsuki|Natsuki]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Beck|Beck]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Marlena2.jpg|75px|Even the humblest pawn may one day turn into a queen.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Intern.''' Such an obedient little minion you are.''
| [[Image:Natsuki_Doorway.jpg|75px|My little mannequin.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Fan.''' I'll break you out of your shell yet, doll.''
| [[Image:nophoto.jpg|75px|Vroooom.]]
| width="250" | '''''The Mechanic.''' I sense a collaboration just around the corner.''
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joan/Infobox

2010-11-04T01:39:46Z

Joan:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Joan.jpg|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| US Citizen, born in East Germany
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Eccentric Fashion Designer
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Gallant
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| Midtwenties
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nickname:'''
| Cogs (according to Beck)
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]