File:November.jpg

2014-08-08T17:47:55Z

Joel:

Joel/Allies

2014-08-08T17:33:12Z

Joel:

{| align="center" width=100% style="text-align:center;"
|-
! [[Zane]]
! [[Katie]]
! [[Petra]]
! [[Cleo]]
! [[Maxine]]
|-
| [[Image:zane.jpg|100px]]
| [[Image:katie18.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:petra.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Cleo.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:maxine4.jpg|75px]]
|-
! [[Tara]]
! [[Wren]]
! [[Nathan]]
! [[Damian]]
! [[Karin]]
|-
| [[Image:Tara.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:wren1.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Nathan.jpg]]
| [[Image:Damian.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Karin.jpg|75 px]]
|-
! [[Gareth]]
! [[Jai]]
! [[Shiori]]
! [[Chandler]]
! November
!
|-
| [[Image:Gareth.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Jai.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Shiori.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:Chandler.jpg|75px]]
| [[Image:November.jpg|75px]]
|
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

2014-04-02T23:13:29Z

Joel:

Joseph

2014-04-02T23:04:31Z

Joel:

[[Category:PC]]
{| id="layoutTable"
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{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5"
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! '''Name:''' Joseph Crane
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Infobox}}
|-
! Quotes
|-
| align=center| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Quotes}}
|-
! RP Hooks
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/RP_Hooks}}
|-
! Logs
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/RP_Logs}}
|}
|
{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5"
|-
! A Glimpse Within
|-
| colspan="2" width="100%"| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Introduction}}
|-
! Physical Description
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Description}}
|-
! Playlist
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Playlist}}
|-
! Allies and Contacts
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Allies}}
|-
! Gallery
|-
| {{:{{PAGENAME}}/Gallery}}
|}

Joel/Gallery

2014-04-02T23:03:31Z

Joel:

<center><gallery widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:joel.jpg
Image:joel2.jpg
Image:Crayons-at-PP.jpg|<center>Drawn by Petra and Joel at Pizza Palace.</center>
Image:books.jpg|<center>Joel's house will inevitably end up this way.</center>
Image:Ben3.jpg|<center>RIP Pigglesworth.</center>
Image:zj.jpg|<center> If Joel and Zane had known each other as kids.</center>
</gallery>
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joel/Allies

2014-04-02T23:02:22Z

Joel: Blanked the page

Joel/Quotefest

2014-04-02T22:57:43Z

Joel:

{|
|align=left|
<OOC> Karin says, "As I was telling Petra-player, prepping a proper Joel scene is like getting ready for a date. Fitting in a proper desc, selecting mood music, reloading handguns, and coming to terms with the crippling failure you will feel like at the end of it." 

Zane pages: Joel's like Paris Hilton, talking on the phone while TSing. 

<OOC> Zane says, "at least vampires believe in ass waxing" 

<OOC> Petra says, "Delicious assbutter. Mmmm." 

<OOC> Zane says, "No Joel! No potty! Katie won't like you if you smell like toilet!" 

Cleo pages: Well, they're not amazing, the testicles in my freezer have been there for awhile 

Zane pages: Let me know when you're done writing your naked desc and I'll send you a meet 

From afar, to (Katie, Zane, Joel): Serendipity waves :) 
You paged (Serendipity, Zane, Katie) with ‘We're playing with our balls!’ 
To (Katie, Serendipity, Joel), Zane pages: Katie has blue balls 
To (Katie, Zane, Joel), Serendipity pages: BRT! 

Karin pages: Make sure to dip your junk in marinara sauce so we can all get a taste of the Old Country 

<OOC> Katie says, "Do you have a preference?" 
<OOC> Joel says, "I am good any which way!" 
<OOC> Katie says, "Oh yeah, I've heard that about you..." 

From afar, Gareth is staggeringly awesome. It can be a problem with people. 

<OOC> Katie had to youtube the song to understand the horror. :) 
<OOC> Petra <3 
<OOC> Karin has no idea. Just assumes anything Petra puts effort into must be classified somewhere as a war crime. 

<OOC> Zoie says, "Joel's coolness is like a unicorn. You heard the tales, you've never seen it, but at the same time, you aren't fully sure. So sometimes you just believe." 
<OOC> Sitala says, "And you have to be a virgin to touch it?" 

<OOC> Joel says, "Don't trust Deacon. He'll take your pants. He will." 
<OOC> Deacon cannot promise that he is lying. Will, instead, promise to look worse in them than you do. 

<OOC> Abyss says, “I hate you all.” 
<OOC> Joel says, “Except me.” 
<OOC> Abyss says, “Especially you.” 

<OOC> Liane says, "KatieXLiane fic would be so naughty. Katie/Danny fic is pretty hard, all things considered. Zoie/anything fic is easy. Joel/anything is canon." 

<OOC> Zoie hands over the chewed on remains of Joel's soul. "This should be good for about um.. $0.001 
<OOC> Rebecca says, "That much, huh?" 
<OOC> Katie says, "And it's used." 
<OOC> Zoie says, "And I was just nomming on it.... it tasted of wasted talent, shattered dreams, broken fate and bourbon.... sorta like I imagine unicorns to taste like." 

You paged Abyss with ‘If you look into the Abyss, she looks back!’ 
Abyss pages: If you whine into the Abyss, she slaps you upside the head 

<OOC> Deacon says, "IT'S A TRAP! Our self confidence cannot handle sarcasm of that magnitude!" 

You paged Nathan with ‘I'm going to tell her to Les Mis you’ 
You paged Nathan with ‘DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN’ 
Nathan pages: And I'm gonna throw you in the path of the next grenade God tells me about. 
You paged Nathan with ‘It is the muuuusic of a Nathan who will not be slaved again’ 
Nathan pages: I hate you. 

<OOC> Joel says, "AFK, pose around me, Joel is thinking hard about how great Katie is and that one time God told them to rob a 7-11" 
<OOC> Katie says, "That wasn't god. That was Ben." 

<OOC> Katie says, "Go to sleep! I'm feeling guilty for being so fabulous and witty." 

[Public] Crystal says, "But TS doesn't hurt anyone if both parties are fully consenting. So .. <shrug>" 
[Public] Prophet says, "What are you doing later?" 

<OOC> Katie says, "Sorry for the pose jump!" 
<OOC> Joel says, "You monster!" 
<OOC> Katie was confused by your twin. 
<OOC> Gareth sobs, so confused. So...confused... 
<OOC> Joel says, "I just typed my own name as Gareth, so clearly I'm confused as well :P" 
<OOC> Katie calls you Garel henceforth. 
<OOC> Gareth says, "Now we're a mob! The Garel will advance on Albuquerque tonight!" 
<OOC> Joel says, "We're a flash mob!" 
<OOC> Gareth says, "Finally, a reason not to wear pants." 

Long distance to Nicolas: Joel hits you, throws up on your floor, gets staff to hit you. 
Nicolas pages: You are the best not-brother! EVAR! 

<OOC> Nicolas is buying Joel the bedazzlin machine he needs. 
<OOC> Deacon says, “for the guy who has everything and wants to put rhinestones on it.” 

You paged Prophet with ‘how doe s it work 2 send mail. pls tell me.’ 
Prophet pages: Just type @dest me 

From afar, Nathan sighs sadly. "Oh, Joel's dismembered again? Must be Wednesday." 

''Deacon, on his own character:'' 
<OOC> Deacon says, “He's like good liquor.. great for the first couple hours, then you're throwing up and sleeping with your neighbor.” 

VERIFY(ASRM) Deacon rolls perception + investigation against 6 and gets 2 successes. 
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon found my pants!" 
VERIFY(QVMU) Deacon rolls intelligence against 7 and gets 1 success. 
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon knows the pants are mine!" 
<OOC> Deacon puts them on and looks at himself in the mirror. 
<OOC> Deacon says, "oh damn... not anymore." 

Long distance to Nathan: Joel slap fights. 
From afar, Nathan slap fights like a /motherfucker./ 

Long distance to Trace: Joel cries buckets and buckets of tears. 
From afar, Trace collects them and makes soup. 
You paged Trace with ‘It tastes like woe.’ 
Trace pages: I TASTE YOUR PAIN AND IT'S DELICIOUS 

<OOC> Liane says, "Oh, sorry. seme is the older guy, uke is the younger, girlier one." 
<OOC> Zack says, "Guess you need to bone up on your yaoi terms." 
<OOC> Zack says, "Get it? BONE up?" 
<OOC> Joel says, "I don't get it." 
<OOC> Zack says, "haha" 
<OOC> Zack says, "here, let me show you." 

You paged Abyss with ‘I need a thing on my computer that shocks me every 15 minutes after midnight’ 
Abyss pages: No, you know you'd just be like "ow!" and then keep on MUSHing. 

Liane pages: ...and the rest of the mud. Apparently even the newbies are swooning for you! I was talking about my slash-habits and someone else was like, 'Do you slash joel too or is he ONLY YOURS.' 
Liane pages: And I was like....duuuuuuuuuude he's like the little horse in front of the supermarkets. It doesnt matter if he smells funny or looks meh, everyone rides it when they can! 

You paged Zack with ‘Man this chick takes FOREVER to pose!’ Zack pages: And coming from you that says a lot. AW SNAP! 

<OOC> Joel afks one second. But then will be back and better than ever. 
<OOC> Katie says, "Does this mean you're getting vodka?" 

Nathan pages: Shut up and bring me a pizza. 

Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet. 

Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell. 

<OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever. 
<OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood. 

To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'. 

To (Andrei, Joel, Eleanor), Maxine pages: Notice, Max is NOT loving on the Pinto. 
To (Maxine, Andrei, Joel), Eleanor pages: That's because the Pinto is a God and you die when you touch God. 

Liane pages: JOEL! MY DARLING! 
You paged Liane with ‘LIANE MY ONE TRUE LOVE’ 
Liane pages: MY ADORED ONE HOW ARE YOU 
You paged Liane with ‘I AM OVERJOYED TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE, MY RADIANT DOVE’ 
Liane pages: MY SINGING AND JOYOUS HEART IS SOLELY FOR YOU, MY KINDEST AND MOST WONDERFUL OF MEN. NO OTHER MAY DENY OUR OVERWHELMING AFFECTION. 
You paged Liane with ‘I think I've had this exact same conversation with Nathan.’ 
Liane pages: I am completely unsurprised. 

You paged Petra with ‘You ARE an asshole! You LIED to me!’ 
Long distance to Petra: Joel cries. 
Petra pages: Your tears are ambrosia. 

To (Joel, Katie), Zack pages: I hope you two appreciate the SHIT out of me! 

You say, “How did I end up the #1 most eligible slashvictim on this Mush anyway?” 
Ben says, “A willpower of zero?” 
You say, “Oh, yeah, that.” 

''Re: the chargen level warnings and so true:'' 
Nathan pages: Chargen was like DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT 4, YOU WILL BE LIKE UNTO A GOD, ARE YOU SURE 

Petra pages: But your junk is the only reason we RP with you! 

Zack pages: I dedicatet his beer to you! 
Zack pages: ER, Dedicate. I dedicated my last 3 to me. 

Long distance to Nathan: Joel siiiiiiighs. Also I just got worms projectile vomited at me. 
Nathan pages: You're having a bad day. 

Damian pages: Well, as long as I keep my streak of making everyone bust out their closeted gay side and burst into tears, I'm doing my job. 

Trace pages: What's going on in your apartment, hussy? 
You paged Trace with ‘Orgy.’ 
Trace pages: BRT 

Petra pages: Well, I can't vote for you AND I hate you.
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joel/Infobox

2013-08-24T05:12:51Z

Joel:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" |[[File:Hoarding.gif]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| American
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Owner of the Treasure Town thrift shop
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Trickster ''From afar, Maxine thought Joel's demeanor was Wanker.''
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| 23
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nicknames:'''
|
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joel/Infobox

2013-08-24T05:12:09Z

Joel:

{| align="center"
|-
| colspan="2" |[[File:Hoarding.gif]]|center|275px]]
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nationality:'''
| American
|-
| '''Occupation:'''
| Owner of the Treasure Town thrift shop
|-
| '''Demeanor:'''
| Trickster ''From afar, Maxine thought Joel's demeanor was Wanker.''
|-
| '''Apparent Age:'''
| 23
|-
| colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
| '''Nicknames:'''
|
|-
|colspan="2" | <hr />
|-
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

2012-05-23T03:13:34Z

Joel:

Joel/Gallery

2012-04-12T06:28:18Z

Joel:

{|style = "background:lightgray; color:black;"
<center><gallery perrow=4 widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:joel.jpg
Image:joel2.jpg
Image:Joel_Sassy.jpg|<center>Joel's spirit</center>
Image:Crayons-at-PP.jpg|<center>Drawn by Petra and Joel at Pizza Palace.</center>
Image:books.jpg|<center>Joel's house will inevitably end up this way.</center>
Image:Journey.jpg|<center>One of Joel's many fabulous t-shirts.</center>
Image:Joel5.jpg
Image:Ben3.jpg|<center>Pigglesworth.</center>

</gallery>
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joel/Trivia

2012-03-09T01:43:26Z

Joel:

* Look at all of these bullet points
* There are so many
* Oh my god

[[Category: Character Subpages]]

Joel

2012-03-09T01:42:47Z

Joel:

[[Category:PC]]
{| id="layoutTable"
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{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="6"
|-
! '''Name:''' Joel
|-
| {{:Joel/Infobox}}
|-
! Quotes
|-
| {{:Joel/Quotes}}
|-
! RP Hooks
|-
| {{:Joel/RP_Hooks}}
|-
! Section of the wiki that I haven't decided what to do with
|-
| {{:Joel/Trivia}}
|-
|-
|}
|
{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="6"
|-
! A Glimpse Within
|-
| colspan="2" width="100%"| {{:Joel/Introduction}}
|-
! Physical Description
|-
| {{:Joel/Description}}
|-
! Playlist
|-
| {{:Joel/Playlist}}
|-
! Seen With...
|-
| {{:Joel/Allies}}
|-
! Gallery
|-
| {{:Joel/Gallery}}
|-
|}

{| id="layoutTable"
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{| border=0 width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="4"
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! OOC Quotes
|-
| {{:Joel/Quotefest}}
|-

Joel/Gallery

2012-03-09T01:38:58Z

Joel:

{|style = "background:lightgray; color:black;"
<center><gallery perrow=4 widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:joel.jpg
Image:joel2.jpg
Image:Joel_Sassy.jpg|<center>Joel's spirit</center>
Image:Crayons-at-PP.jpg|<center>Drawn by Petra and Joel at Pizza Palace.</center>
Image:books.jpg|<center>Joel's apartment will inevitably end up this way.</center>
Image:Journey.jpg|<center>One of Joel's many fabulous t-shirts.</center>
Image:Joel5.jpg
Image:Gnomes.jpg|<center>Added by Damian, valid campaign though.</center>
</gallery>
|}
[[Category:Character Subpages]]

Joel/Allies

2012-03-09T01:35:38Z

Joel:

<center>Your song is probably a joke, lol. OR IS IT? </center>

{| align="center"
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Maxine|Maxine]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Wren|Wren]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I (SONG)]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Liane|Liane]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ44psLHvIc (SONG)]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Maxine.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''You piss me off and I make you cry.''' But I'd still take a bullet for you, any time.''
| [[Image:Wren3.jpg|75px|Played by: Redhead]]
| width="250" | '''''It's been a long, strange, trip.''' We're not beyond redemption.''
| [[Image:Liane.jpg|75px|Insert witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''I can't agree with you about anything.''' Don't ever change.''
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Petra|Petra]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Damian|Damian]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpN60KKBAjc (SONG)]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Karin|Karin]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Petra.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Crass, foul-mouthed, and inappropriate with a side of poor judgement.''' We were separated at birth.''
| [[Image:Damian.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''I do sometimes think the glass is half empty.''' But it still holds good things.''
| [[Image:Karin.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''We got off to a rough start.''' But no one yells at me in Swedish like you do.''
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Zane|Zane]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Katie|Katie]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Cleo|Cleo]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Zane2.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Welcome to Albuquerque.''' Don't forget to duck and cover.''
| [[Image:Katie10.JPG|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Your slacker skills could use some work.''' I'm here to help.''
| [[Image:Cleo.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Do what I say, not what I do.''' Trust me, it's better that way.''
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Jai|Jai]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Nathan|Nathan]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGT6AKt3eYM (SONG)]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Gareth|Gareth]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Jai.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''You're good for her.''' I like that.''
| [[Image:Nathan1.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Rome is gonna burn anyway,''' so we might as well grab a fiddle.''
| [[Image:Gareth.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Unappreciated, underpaid, misunderstood.''' Minimum wage slaves know their own.''
|-
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Zoie|Zoie]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Billie|Billie]]</center>
! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Andrea|Andrea]]</center>
|-
| [[Image:Zoie.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''"Do you have to curse so much?"''' Yes, yes I do.''
| [[Image:Billie.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''Don't give your heart away.''' They've all been very irresponsible with it.''
| [[Image:Andrea.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]]
| width="250" | '''''The only thing we have in common is a short, angry girl.''' But friendships have been built on less.''
|}
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