Difference between revisions of "Damian/Quotefest"

Why squid are terrible creatures:
"I don't care if it eats cute little duckies, it doesn't have a *mouth*!" Damian insists, "WHERE IS IT PUTTING THE FOOD?!" A second longer of staring, and finally Damian cant take it any more. They are all in mortal fucking danger standing right here, any moment now one of those monsters is going to notice them out there, not being nearly soggy enough, whip out hidden beaks filled with razor sharp glass cutting teeth and come out and turn them all into jam! Brave man that he is, he doesn't run screaming from the aquarium, but attempts to rescue at least one friend. Rescued right into deeper aquarium territory! Poor tactiphobic Lian is suddenly picked up around her middle and Damian hauls ass down the soothingly lit hallway further into the place.

Liane pages: One day you're gonna get a girlfriend and /no/ one will see that coming.
You paged Liane with 'I know right?!'

To (Damian, Jai), Petra pages: GET OFF MY BRAIN CELL.
To (Damian, Petra), Jai pages: No, it's cozy in here!
To (Damian, Jai), Petra pages: That's because there's SO MUCH ROOM.
To (Damian, Petra), Jai pages: That wouldn't be cozy, that would be spacious!
You paged (Petra, Jai) with 'Dude, don't confuse her brain cell, it has to work motor functions AND vocabulary. Multi tasking is hard!'

To (Damian, Petra), Jai pages: Be proud, Damian: I just got mail that began 'Dear Friend' and felt mildly creeped.
To (Damian, Jai), Petra pages: Also, I am now fully afraid of theaters. :)