Difference between revisions of "Nathan/Quotefest"

Destiny -- HOORAY NATHAN! You totally managed to not get stabbed, shot, thrown off a cliff, have your heart broken, OR get covered in poo! It's like a miracle!

Damian pages: Now there's love, "Baby! I bringded you a DEAD GUY!"
You paged Damian with 'Awww, babe, you're the greatest.'

Damian pages: Sure, but in the version *I* tell people, it's gonna be all heroic Nathan with his shirt flaring open, mightily proclaiming Stuff and Things while heavenly light shines through uh.. somewhere, and like, what'shername's head just EXPLODES off her neck by the sheer force of Nathan's awesome!

You receive a text from Damian: i luv you natan!

Long distance to Abyss: Nathan smash.
Abyss pages: More like "Nathan beat ineffectually"
You paged Abyss with 'Nathan slapfight.'
Abyss pages: Like a motherfucker?
You paged Abyss with 'Obviously.'

Joel pages: Are you really logging theis?
You paged Joel with 'fuck yes i am.'
Joel pages: i'm fucked lawl

You receive a text from Joel: your logic and music and love and never leavingness they comfort me
You receive a text from Joel: also probably the rod and the staff i heard they hit sheep w/those

[Public] Liane says, ">.> It's okay. Nathan is adorable and I'd gladly slash him with everyone :)"

Nathan was a weird kid
Everybody said so
Had a couple earrings
Carried round a banjo

He lived in an Airstream
Got some sweet flamingos
Talked 'bout Bosnia
Carried round a banjo...
Joel