Joan/RP Hooks

• Like to dress up? Maybe one of Joan's steampunk creations is for you. They tend to be rather pricy, though.
• Enjoy a good party? Joan certainly seems to, especially costume parties... though with her, every day is a costume party.
• Got kids? So does Joan. Just might lead to a random meeting at the playground, or maybe she could use a babysitter.
• In showbiz? Joan designs costumes, props and models for both Broadway and Hollywood, her work might be familiar.
• Just plain weird? Joan is rather eccentric herself. (She's too rich to be called crazy.)
• Want someone... removed? Joan would of course never stoop to such dirty business, but she might know a guy who knows a guy...
• Do you... suck? She has a nice neck...