Maxine/Quotes

An annoyed Wren notices Maxine looking at her and asks, "Can I help you?" "No," Maxine answers. "Probably nobody can." "I make a mean Ramen-a-la-king" Maxine, to Joel Joel: HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKWHOISTHAT. The surprised flailing is nonverbal, but that's the exact English translation right there. "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" he finally manages. "Maxine?!" 'You got a tic?" Maxine asks. "I'm pretty sure that was a tic." Joel: "We don't have tics, you're just fucking bizarre." Maxine, "I am the definition of normal." Max, to Patricia: "I make detrimental decisions, like telling you to fuck off." From afar, Zane is still terrified of Mrs. Buttersworth, thanks mom You paged Zane with ‘She's one scary syrup bottle!’