My best highschool photo.
Contrary to Mom's prediction for that last pic, my face did not in fact freeze that way.
In fact, she claims I clean up pretty good. (But she is my mom.)
People do offer me sandwiches a lot. Luckily, I really like sandwiches.
I'm less expensive than parking at the airport for a week, AND I'll help with your luggage!
I know how it looks, but I swear I wasn't cheating on Clara.
My wife is an awesome photographer.
I have no idea how this got here.
Clara, my beautiful baby.
Isn't she gorgeous?
Jai's engagement ring.
Jai's wedding ring.
Jai's Miskatonic pendant.
Jai's capsule necklace.
Jai's whistle necklace.
Jai's ring.
Jai's other ring.
Jai's third ring.
Jai's weirdest ring.
Jai's simplest ring.
Jai's bracelet.
Jai's watch.
Jai's coat.
Octopus Tie.
Banjolele!