My best highschool photo.
Contrary to Mom's prediction for that last pic, my face did not in fact freeze that way.
In fact, she claims I clean up pretty good. (But she is my mom.)
I even stand out in a crowd!...when they won't let usstand inside instead.
People do offer me sandwiches a lot. Luckily, I really like sandwiches.
...even tiny ones.And little cakes.And large cakes, when available.
My wife is an awesome photographer.
I have no idea how this got here.
Clara, my beautiful baby.
Isn't she gorgeous?
Jai's engagement ring.
Jai's wedding ring.
Jai's Miskatonic pendant.
Jai's capsule necklace.
Jai's whistle necklace.
Jai's ring.
Jai's other ring.
Jai's third ring.
Jai's weirdest ring.
Jai's simplest ring.
Jai's bracelet.
Jai's watch.
Jai's coat.
Octopus Tie.
Banjolele!