Maxine/Quotes

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An annoyed Wren notices Maxine looking at her and asks, "Can I help you?"
"No," Maxine answers. "Probably nobody can.

"I make a mean Ramen-a-la-king"
Maxine, to Joel

Joel: HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKWHOISTHAT. The surprised flailing is nonverbal, but that's the exact English translation right there. "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" he finally manages. "Maxine?!"
'You got a tic?" Maxine asks. "I'm pretty sure that was a tic."
Joel: "We don't have tics, you're just fucking bizarre."

Maxine, "I am the definition of normal."