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Why squid are terrible creatures:
"I don't care if it eats cute little duckies, it doesn't have a *mouth*!" Damian insists, "WHERE IS IT PUTTING THE FOOD?!" A second longer of staring, and finally Damian cant take it any more. They are all in mortal fucking danger standing right here, any moment now one of those monsters is going to notice them out there, not being nearly soggy enough, whip out hidden beaks filled with razor sharp glass cutting teeth and come out and turn them all into jam! Brave man that he is, he doesn't run screaming from the aquarium, but attempts to rescue at least one friend. Rescued right into deeper aquarium territory! Poor tactiphobic Lian is suddenly picked up around her middle and Damian hauls ass down the soothingly lit hallway further into the place.
Petra explaining: "And Joel is like, social lubricant. He knows *EVERYONE*. I know you're going to protest that he doesn't know YOU. Well let me assure you, he DOES, you just don't know it yet!"
Emitted: Joel's like *some* kinda lubricant, any way. One of those ones you get for what you think is a good price where you go, "Heeeeey, this isn't cherry flavored at ALL!"
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