“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Not a fan of bowling?" Jack asks Petra with a look of pure mock-horror. "How can you say that?" He pulls his t-shirt down to expose his chest. "Why don't you just take an ice pick and stab me through the heart? NOT a FAN of /bowling/? Are you some kind of commie-pinko? Bowling is...America! Bowling is...apple pie! Bowling is the backbone of this country. Do you know where we'd all be -without- bowling? Our entire economy would tank faster than you can say...'not a fan of bowling. Not a FAN of bowling?" He pretend sobs on Damian's shoulder. Jack