"I'll be just walking along minding my own business, and BOOM. Knife in the back. Then you'll just be there being all beautiful and world-class pouty and no one will have the heart to suspect you of anything. They'll find out it was your knife, and then arrest my corpse for stealing it." -Jai
"I already know how this'll play out. I'll get a bloody nose and you'll still be an idiot!" -Petra
While jogging: "Dude," he says to Petra, "You are /cold/. I bet...when you open your legs..." He gasps, then continues, "...a little light goes on." -Gareth
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" -Frederick Nietzsche
"Pizza palace oh so dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, who will save me from this bore? Only Petra, nothing more." -Joel
"I don't just jump to conclusions, I jetpack into them at high velocity." -Petra
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