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Idea for an OOC quotes page shamelessly stolen from Joel without even a pretense at permission. He will forgive me, because he's awesome like that. (Also, I have blackmail pictures.)
I am in a haze of joy and delight now that I have tasted the sweet nectar of your words, my wondrous pear of pleasure. -Liane
Petra sucks at scene setting, sorry.
It's not like we Rp with her for her sets. It's because of her assets ;) - anonymous @emit in a scene
Darling pages: Here, I've completed this character, now you app it for me. I don't wanna.
Long distance to Darling: Petra apps it, along with the note, "u do ts hear rite?"
Darling pages: Why I need statstistics and whatnot? I make naked desc already.
<OOC> Maven says, "A summary of what's going on: William is at the counter, Maven is checking out his books, and they're chatting about computers and physics and other nerdy stuff while Petra is gently mocking us."
<OOC> Petra wouldn't DREAM of mocking you.
<OOC> Petra coughs.
<OOC> Liane says, "She'd just do it."
Long distance to Darling: Petra is trying to FINALLY finish descing her place. I suuuuuuuuuuck at descing.
Darling pages: I'm gud. > You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
You paged Darling with '> EAST'
Darling pages: I don't see that here.
You paged Darling with '> WEST'
Darling pages: The door is locked.
You paged Darling with '> unlock west door'
Darling pages: unlock west door with what?
You paged Darling with '> inventory'
Darling pages: You have a bacon, a sequined jumpsuit, and a dehydrated squid.
You paged Darling with '> wear jumpsuit'
Darling pages: You are now wearing a sequined jumpsuit. Viva Las Vegas!
You paged Darling with '> SOUTH'
Darling pages: I don't know how to go SOUTH
You paged Darling with '> eat bacon'
Darling pages: Mmm.
You paged Darling with '> wear squid'
Darling pages: I don't know how to wear squid.
You paged Darling with '> cry'
Darling pages: Your tears hydrate the squid. It strangles you.
**** YOU HAVE DIED ****
<OOC> Petra says, "I love you all so much. You make me laugh ever so."
<OOC> Zack says, "That's what it's all about. Not the hokey fucking pokey."
<OOC> Liane says, "Unless you're Joel. Then it's all about the hokey fucking pokey. What exactly are you putting in and shaking all about, though...well. Some questions remain unanswered."
Ben pages: Why I don't play a monk: Apparently, "It's Fisting Time!" is not a good battle cry.
[Public] The Elusive Roshanara says, "Liane, I heard you were dead."
[Public] Liane says, "Rosh, I heard you were cute. See? Can't believe everything you hear :)"
[Public] Guest1 says, "what if I want to play a werewolf kinfolk that awakened as a mage but then got embraced by a teremere, who then changed his mind and staked me out into the sun, but then a giovanni contact decided to raise me as a ghost"
[Public] Guest1 says, "do you accomodate that?"
[Public] Jai says, "No. :)"
[Public] Guest1 says, "That is the correct answer :)"
[Public] Joan says, "Sorry, no wraith sphere."
[Public] Guest1 says, "no no, NO, is the correct answer. Sorry no wraith is only slightly correct, as it means that you were willing to listen to all of that and didn't just write me off halfway through"
[Public] Petra says, "Heh. I think I like you, Guest. :)"
[Public] Joan needs a more sarcastic-looking font.
[Public] Liane says, "Yay! More RP-dealers! Oh joyous addiction-enablers!"
[Public] Tyrell says, "Did somebody say dealer?"
[Public] Liane says, "Wrong product."
[Public] Tyrell says, "Ain't nothin' but a supply problem. I'm horizontally integrated."
[Public] Tyrell says, "Holla atcha boy."
[Public] Maven says, "Tyrell, do your future plans include creating sociable hookable content through brand-led cross-platform engaging device agnostic storytelling?"
[Public] Jai says, "I didn't know +langs worked on Public."
[Public] Tyrell stares at Maven, "Hold on, run it back and tell me which one of those words means 'cocaine'."
[Public] Zack volunteers to check the women's locker room.
[Public] Petra volunteers to check Zack's pants.
[Public] Joel says, "Already there."
[Public] Petra says, "Hahaha. :D"
[Public] Zack says, "And there's a monster on the loose!"
[Public] Liane says, "Joel's THOROUGHLY searched the area."
Joel pages: VIC CAN KNIT
From afar, Joel ouches! My paradigms are shifting!
You paged Joel with 'Your poor poor schema.'
Joel pages: It hurts, Petra! It hurts!
Liane pages: See, Liane and Petra could be such good friends, if Petra wasn't so Petra!
From part of a pose by Liane: Petra looks to be in the bloom of health, unweepy, and generally Petra. They seem to be heading for the shop!
<OOC> Petra says, "I love you, Liane."
<OOC> Liane coughs. "Yes well. That's Petra! We can practically verb her."
<OOC> Ben can smile. And murder while he smiles.
<OOC> Joel says, "Put that shit on your RESUME"
<OOC> Joel says, "Multitasks well"
To (Petra, Zack), Joel pages: Someday Liane is going to look back and wonder where her life went wrong, and all our names will come up.
Zack pages: They're probably too busy making out to respond.
You paged Zack with 'Well, you know Liane. She's a total TS whore.'
You paged Zack with 'With those long skirts and that come hither look.'
Zack pages: Yeah, I didn't really want to say anything but... She's like the bus. Everyone's had a ride.
You paged Zack with 'Seriously. So scandalous.'
From afar, Zack looks for bus money.
You paged Zack with 'Hahaha. She charges now? I thought all rides were on the house. ;)'
Zack pages: Times are tough. The bus needs maintenance now and then.
You paged Zack with 'Boy does it ever.'
Zack pages: I mean, it'll still get you there, don't get me wrong!
You paged Zack with 'It's definitely a bumpy ride, though.'
Zack pages: That's why I always buckle up.
You paged Zack with 'Well, on that kind of bus it's really important. You don't want to end up in an accident.'
You paged Liane with 'Do your ears burn?'
Zack pages: Goodness no! It's practically a death trap.
You paged Zack with 'I've been on more than one of those rides when there's a flat tire, and that's just not what you want out of a ride.'
Zack pages: I was on one where I had to get out and push.
You paged Zack with 'Oh, that's the worst.'
You paged Zack with 'I heard you always ride in the back seat.'
Zack pages: I mean, you get on for a ride, bumpy as it may be, and you don't expect you're going to have to do work.
Zack pages: Only if there isn't room in the front.
You paged Zack with 'Especially on that kind of bus.'
You paged Zack with 'I heard it was pretty roomy, though.'
Zack pages: It's a double-decker. Sometimes I like to go up top.
You paged Zack with 'Well, that can help you not have to sit by someone smelly.'
Zack pages: That's true! And when you're up there you can really see and be seen. If you don't mind that kind of public exposure.
You paged (Zack, Liane) with 'Your good name has been soiled forever, Liane. SOILED.'
To (Liane, Petra), Zack pages: That implies it was ever clean before
To (Petra, Zack), Liane pages: ....what did you DO?
Long distance to (Zack, Liane): Petra blames Zack.
You paged (Zack, Liane) with 'Also busses.'
To (Liane, Petra), Zack pages: It takes two to tango, Petra.
To (Liane, Petra), Zack pages: We could, however, take the bus to the dance.
You paged (Zack, Liane) with 'I heard it was broken down again. Oil leak.'
To (Petra, Liane), Zack pages: Oh yeah, you don't ever want fluids leaking.
You paged (Zack, Liane) with 'This will teach you to never to go afk to get the door again, Liane. Let that be a lesson to you.'
To (Petra, Zack), Liane pages: Btw, NO MAKEOUT SESSIONS
To (Liane, Petra), Zack pages: She says as she comes up for air.
To (Petra, Zack), Liane pages: Zack, you're awful :|
Long distance to (Zack, Liane): Petra sings, "Dun dun dun, ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS!"
To (Petra, Liane), Zack pages: I think I'm quite the opposite of awful, actually!
To (Petra, Zack), Liane pages: Fine, you're awesome, but you make me sad :(
You paged (Zack, Liane) with 'I'm sure he can think of *some* way to cheer you up.'
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