Ben/Quotes

From Masq
"Multitudinous fibers of cheese woven together into a single unit, a strong and wholesome entity, parts in unison to create a stronger and more efficient whole... rope. Cheese rope. Write this shit down, man, take this shit to /science/."
-Joel

Oblivion pages: Well you botched so uhm. I mean, strength and seduction?
Oblivion pages: Your lung is punctured by your rib when your attempts at Self-Fellatio fail

<OOC> Joel says, "Roll anything Vs my willpower and you will succeed. Ask Zack."
<OOC> Zack Winks. ;)
<OOC> Liane furiously writes up more Joel/Zack slashfics.
<OOC> Katie keeps posting comments to Liane's slashblog about how she doesn't post slashfics fast enough.
<OOC> Ben starts a petition to stop having all the slashfic end in Joel being raped to death.