Jai/OOC

[Public] Joel says, "Burning has more panache though. No one goes to Drowning Man."

[Public] Quentin says, "I'm just unfamiliar with webpage code of any kind, frankly. I preferred the days when we made cave paintings. I'm a wiz with cave paintings."
[Public] Andrea says, "Cave paintings? Modernist rubbish. I just prefer to separate my amoeboid self in artistic ways, to the accompanyment of a Pink Floyd soundtrack."
[Public] Quentin says, "All in all we're just a mitocondrial wall?"

To (Liane, Jai), Petra pages: Hahaha. I note that nobody pointed out that Petra was *another* lovely lady who's still there. Because we all know she's not 'lovely'. ;D
To (Jai, Petra), Liane pages: Oh, she's lovely, all right. Just not a lady ;)

<OOC> Liane says, "I leave you with this! As I'm off doing VERY IMPORTANT NON-TS THINGS with this bottle of sensual massage oil, leather whip and bottle of caramel sauce, Petra suddenly attacks Meg and begins ferociously making out with her. Jai, after thanking his lucky stars, grabs some popcorn to watch, but the buttery smell causes both Meg and Petra to jump him in a buttered and salty sexy threesome. This being WoD, they all fall madly in love with one another, leading to ANGST between them, for it is forbidden to love between the half-demon, half-were, and vampiric thrall! You may assign one another whatever roll you'd prefer. :) Natsuki is, obviously, just going to ninja away to her harem and hold this all as blackmail against them. <3"

To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Saliva is the best thing for nosebleeds.
To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Ancient home remedy.

To (Jai, Nathan, Damian), Liane pages: The fact that all three of you are in the same spot fills me with a trembling glee.
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'Oh crap she's looking, hand me my pants!'
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Nathan, get off Jai's pants!
To (Damian, Liane, Jai), Nathan pages: Everybody act normal!
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'I don't know how!'
From afar, to (Jai, Nathan, Damian): Liane snickers.
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Jai, you spaz out, Nathan, quick, sing a song about death! I'm gonna hug you guys! NOTHING'S HAPPENING HERE

<OOC> Damian shanks Jai. A love shank. Baby love shank.
<OOC> Petra says, "I got me a shiv, it's killed about twenty, so hurry up, and-- oh."
<OOC> Jai brings his jukebox money. Also, bandaids.

From afar, to (Joel, Destiny, Petra, Jai, Liane): Nathan can has christmas tree.
To (Nathan, Petra, Jai, Liane), Joel pages: Does it smell piney?
To (Jai, Petra, Joel, Liane), Nathan pages: Since it is not actually pine, no, but I could probably burn an artificial pine-scented candle. My god, my life is a tower of lies.

To (Jai, Petra), Abyss pages: Oh mai gawd are you two still on?
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: Nope.
To (Petra, Jai), Abyss pages: You crazy.
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: You're the one talking to people who aren't here!

<OOC> Joel says, "I don't think I can soak an Explorer."

GM has to AFK suddenly during a scene, leading to a long silence, which leads to...
<OOC> Jai says, "Sooo. How 'bout that local sports team?"
<OOC> Gareth likes the local sports team the best. What with their sportsmanship, vis a vis that other team who aren't sportsmanlike in that game they play.
<OOC> Jai agrees entirely. Did you see the other day when that other team blatantly harmed that player from the local sports team, so that a point wasn't scored, but the person responsible for making sure everything is fair and by the rules didn't notice? I was so upset.
<OOC> Gareth was appropriately upset and let his local radio station know!
<OOC> Jai says, "Oh, on the show that focuses on sporting events, particularly those of local interest? I think I heard your call."

[Public] Karma says, "I'm just saying that if someone says that Karma cheated on her boyfriend, there is an objective truth of that, regardless of whether people believe that person or not"
[Public] Karma says, "I either did or did not, and there's no amount of definition that changes the Truth"
[Public] Karma does not have Schrodinger's Vagina
[Public] Karma says, "You can know exactly where I am or just how "fast" I am, but not both! >.>"

[Public] Lucid says, "we are all sooo worth the wait"
[Public] Lucid says, "except Petra.. shes pretty much what you expect :P"
[Public] Jai says, "Make up your mind: is she what you'd expect, or is she not worth the wait?"
[Public] Lucid says, "that very paradox is the preceived nature of Petra :)"
[Public] Jai says, "What's the postceived nature of Petra? :D"
[Public] Guest0 says, "'Nice tush'?"

<OOC> Cole has a bimbo accompaniment.
<OOC> Randall says, "I've never heard of that instrument, Cole!"

<OOC> Karuvar is just hot all the time.
<OOC> Karuvar says, "Hey a mav!"
<OOC> Fred says, "UNF"
<OOC> Jai says, "Yet accurage."
<OOC> Joan says, "Not much of one."
<OOC> Jai says, "...accurate."
<OOC> Fred says, "Accur-age."
<OOC> Jai says, "K-GRU TV, with the Accu-Rage forecast."
<OOC> Jai says, "Accurage, not your shoe-size?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane, how's the rage looking today?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<OOC> Fred says, "Thanks Jane, now to Jim with sports."

To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: You're in a hot tub with Jai and Damian. If there was any more LOVE in that tub it would impregnate every creature within ten miles and bake it cookies AT THE SAME TIME.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: Seriously, all you need is Karuvar and the entire city would be popping out smiling adorable kiddies.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: I'm just sayin'.

<OOC> Bill says, "Gentlemen! You may wonder why I brought you here this evening."
<OOC> Andrea gasps. It was the butler after all?
<OOC> Jai thought it was the reading of the will!
<OOC> Bill says, "It's something much, much more sinister, I'm afraid."
<OOC> Jai says, "...the interpretive dancing of the will?"
<OOC> Bill says, "Unfortunately, yes."
<OOC> Jai says, "YOU MONSTER!"

<OOC> Bill says, "We shall see you in Hastings!"
<OOC> Jai says, "I'm kind of tired. Can I see you in Dawdlings instead?"
<OOC> Bill says, "Is that in Georgia? Oops."
<OOC> Bill says, "something something Jimmy Magna Carter."

<OOC> Damian says, "Now, in lycanthrope lore, silver bullets are totally the thing, but they pale in comparison to the rare material component 'Tongue of Jai'. Which is like eye of newt but harder to come by and a lot sexier."

Player Name	On For	Idle	Merry Christmas!
Zack	0:54	9s	And a partridge in a pear tree!
Abyss	1:02	9s	two turtle doves
Deacon	1:23	1m	three french hens
Nieve	1:38	6s	Four calling birds
Nathan	2:17	7s	FIIIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIINGS
Alysanna	2:36	49s	six geese a-laying
Joan	2:50	49m	Seven swans a-swiming
Trace	6:38	5s	eight maids a-milking
Damian	7:58	1m	Nine ladies dancing
Destiny	8:08	4m	Ten lords a-leaping
Petra	12:57	6s	Eleven pipers piping.
Morgan	14:01	1m	Twelve drummers drumming
Jai	18:48	0s	OnThe12thDayOfXmasMyTrueLoveGaveToMe...
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