Joel/Quotefest

<OOC> Augury says, "It's a Zane and it's a Joel!"
<OOC> Zane says, "Oh shit, someone's getting naked"

Maxine pages: Someone stabbed you through the heart?
Maxine pages: And it wasn't me?

Tara pages: You marvellous sick fuck :)

<OOC> Karin says, "As I was telling Petra-player, prepping a proper Joel scene is like getting ready for a date. Fitting in a proper desc, selecting mood music, reloading handguns, and coming to terms with the crippling failure you will feel like at the end of it."

Cleo pages: Well, they're not amazing, the testicles in my freezer have been there for awhile

<OOC> Katie says, "Do you have a preference?"
<OOC> Joel says, "I am good any which way!"
<OOC> Katie says, "Oh yeah, I've heard that about you..."

From afar, Gareth is staggeringly awesome. It can be a problem with people.

<OOC> Katie had to youtube the song to understand the horror. :)
<OOC> Petra <3
<OOC> Karin has no idea. Just assumes anything Petra puts effort into must be classified somewhere as a war crime.

Zane pages: Let me know when you're done writing your naked desc and I'll send you a meet

<OOC> Zoie says, "Joel's coolness is like a unicorn. You heard the tales, you've never seen it, but at the same time, you aren't fully sure. So sometimes you just believe."
<OOC> Sitala says, "And you have to be a virgin to touch it?"

<OOC> Abyss says, “I hate you all.”
<OOC> Joel says, “Except me.”
<OOC> Abyss says, “Especially you.”

<OOC> Liane says, "KatieXLiane fic would be so naughty. Katie/Danny fic is pretty hard, all things considered. Zoie/anything fic is easy. Joel/anything is canon."

<OOC> Zoie hands over the chewed on remains of Joel's soul. "This should be good for about um.. $0.001
<OOC> Rebecca says, "That much, huh?"
<OOC> Katie says, "And it's used."
<OOC> Zoie says, "And I was just nomming on it.... it tasted of wasted talent, shattered dreams, broken fate and bourbon.... sorta like I imagine unicorns to taste like."

<OOC> Deacon says, "IT'S A TRAP! Our self confidence cannot handle sarcasm of that magnitude!"

<OOC> Joel says, "AFK, pose around me, Joel is thinking hard about how great Katie is and that one time God told them to rob a 7-11"
<OOC> Katie says, "That wasn't god. That was Ben."

<OOC> Katie says, "Go to sleep! I'm feeling guilty for being so fabulous and witty."

[Public] Crystal says, "But TS doesn't hurt anyone if both parties are fully consenting. So .. <shrug>"
[Public] Prophet says, "What are you doing later?"

<OOC> Katie says, "Sorry for the pose jump!"
<OOC> Joel says, "You monster!"
<OOC> Katie was confused by your twin.
<OOC> Gareth sobs, so confused. So...confused...
<OOC> Joel says, "I just typed my own name as Gareth, so clearly I'm confused as well :P"
<OOC> Katie calls you Garel henceforth.
<OOC> Gareth says, "Now we're a mob! The Garel will advance on Albuquerque tonight!"
<OOC> Joel says, "We're a flash mob!"
<OOC> Gareth says, "Finally, a reason not to wear pants."

VERIFY(ASRM) Deacon rolls perception + investigation against 6 and gets 2 successes.
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon found my pants!"
VERIFY(QVMU) Deacon rolls intelligence against 7 and gets 1 success.
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon knows the pants are mine!"
<OOC> Deacon puts them on and looks at himself in the mirror.
<OOC> Deacon says, "oh damn... not anymore."

<OOC> Liane says, "Oh, sorry. seme is the older guy, uke is the younger, girlier one."
<OOC> Zack says, "Guess you need to bone up on your yaoi terms."
<OOC> Zack says, "Get it? BONE up?"
<OOC> Joel says, "I don't get it."
<OOC> Zack says, "haha"
<OOC> Zack says, "here, let me show you."

Liane pages: ...and the rest of the mud. Apparently even the newbies are swooning for you! I was talking about my slash-habits and someone else was like, 'Do you slash joel too or is he ONLY YOURS.'
Liane pages: And I was like....duuuuuuuuuude he's like the little horse in front of the supermarkets. It doesnt matter if he smells funny or looks meh, everyone rides it when they can!

Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell.

Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet.

<OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever.
<OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood.

To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'.

Liane pages: JOEL! MY DARLING!
You paged Liane with ‘LIANE MY ONE TRUE LOVE’
Liane pages: MY ADORED ONE HOW ARE YOU
You paged Liane with ‘I AM OVERJOYED TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE, MY RADIANT DOVE’
Liane pages: MY SINGING AND JOYOUS HEART IS SOLELY FOR YOU, MY KINDEST AND MOST WONDERFUL OF MEN. NO OTHER MAY DENY OUR OVERWHELMING AFFECTION.
You paged Liane with ‘I think I've had this exact same conversation with Nathan.’
Liane pages: I am completely unsurprised.

You paged Petra with ‘You ARE an asshole! You LIED to me!’
Long distance to Petra: Joel cries.
Petra pages: Your tears are ambrosia.

To (Joel, Katie), Zack pages: I hope you two appreciate the SHIT out of me!

You say, “How did I end up the #1 most eligible slashvictim on this Mush anyway?”
Ben says, “A willpower of zero?”
You say, “Oh, yeah, that.”

Re: the chargen level warnings:
Nathan pages: Chargen was like DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT 4, YOU WILL BE LIKE UNTO A GOD, ARE YOU SURE

Petra pages: But your junk is the only reason we RP with you!

Zack pages: I dedicatet his beer to you!
Zack pages: ER, Dedicate. I dedicated my last 3 to me.

Long distance to Nathan: Joel siiiiiiighs. Also I just got worms projectile vomited at me.
Nathan pages: You're having a bad day.

Damian pages: Well, as long as I keep my streak of making everyone bust out their closeted gay side and burst into tears, I'm doing my job.

Petra pages: Well, I can't vote for you AND I hate you.