Morgan - Online Hijinks

From Masq
Date: Setting:

IC:  05/07/2008
RL: 12/30/2010

The [ABQ-Online] online chat room, early in May, 2008.
Cast:
  • Curie
  • D3fc0nl33ch
  • Rosseau
  • Sysop
  • The Knowledge
Log:
The tech geeks of Albuquerque get up to hijinks....


ABQ] Rousseau waves
ABQ] Curie surfs.
ABQ] Rousseau wipeouts
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Gnarly, bra."
ABQ] Sysop says, "?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "I dont get it."
ABQ] Rousseau says, "totally dude."
ABQ] Curie says, "How is everyone?"
ABQ] Rousseau is good.
ABQ] Sysop says, "Sky high and ridin fly!"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "At what?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Someones a whore QQin for jobs showin of her warez! busted!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch has joined this channel.
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "What up?"
ABQ] Curie says, "Oh? (I've been at home, sick)"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "What does riding a fly entail, anyway? D'you have a tiny bridle and reins?"
ABQ] Sysop coughs WHORE
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "????"
ABQ] Sysop says, "shamelessly flauting warez in public to the ID Input Output 10 errors!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Dude, was so not my output."
ABQ] Sysop says, "??"
ABQ] Sysop says, "well then whos spoofing"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "It's been wiped. Cool down."
ABQ] Sysop says, "but whos 'responsable' for that shit!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "It's wiped! don't overheat."
ABQ] Sysop says, "this is my frowny face"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "I'd say i'm scared but I'd be lying."
ABQ] Sysop says, "not my grr face.. my frowny face"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Mine is more like :("
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Mine is >:("
ABQ] Sysop says, "if it was my grr face id have allready been shuting down your harddrive"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Would not."
ABQ] Sysop says, "Oh Oh? OHH?"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Dude, don't even start."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Do not, because you never came over to see the new place!"
ABQ] Sysop says, "In fact your the one who ran off. I dont even know why Im still talking to you OO"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Love, probably."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "I can find you if I want to."
ABQ] Sysop is gonna take you off his x-mas list no alpha graphics rendering box for you!
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "See, now this is my sad face :'("
ABQ] Sysop says, "Ummhmm!"
ABQ] The Knowledge thinks that threat works better later in the year, though.
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "But if it's made now, it can be milked for months."
ABQ] Sysop says, "Dont even play xbox with me anymore. do you know how said Left4dead is with one player.. &("
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "I've been busy!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Besides, I get bored of you kicking my arse all the time."
ABQ] Sysop says, "-all smoochy face-"
ABQ] Sysop says, "dont suck up now!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "SHUT UP I AM NOT SMOOCHING ALL THE TIME"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Don't smoochy-face one-player. You'll go blind."
ABQ] Curie says, "Agreed."
ABQ] Sysop says, "Nail meet head... :)"
ABQ] Curie says, "Single-player makes you go blind anyway."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "But at least then you don't have to look at your hairy palms!"
ABQ] Sysop says, "exactly! and here I am alone blind eating cookie dough in the dark playing one player xbox because my 'best' friends is on drugs snogging her bf"
ABQ] Curie says, "lol"
ABQ] Curie says, "At least you have cookie dough."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Man, that's a motto for life right there."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "wtf? I'm not on drugs"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Oxytocin. That shit'll kill ya. ;)"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Ah Ha! so you admit the snogging!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "..."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "No"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Well yes."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "She totally admitted the snogging."
ABQ] Sysop says, "all the 'time'"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "It's not all the fucking time"
ABQ] Curie says, "Snogging is good."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "No, presumably some of the fucking time is devoted to other parts of the act."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "OMG"
ABQ] Curie says, "Knowledge, I think D3fc0n would have preferred you not to say that."
ABQ] Sysop says, "but you didnt even know I got a job!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "You did?"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Yeah, I have that knack."
ABQ] Sysop says, "Yeah Im a mechanic now. I builz shit!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Grats!"
ABQ] Curie says, "What sort of shit?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "You + Hook = Still on"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Engines for motorcycles"
ABQ] Curie says, "Coolness."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "That's pretty cool."
ABQ] Sysop says, "you could bring the BF to the batcave and we could all play xbox you know!"
ABQ] Curie says, "LAN PARTY!"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "With snog-breaks?" (New BB message (20/4) posted to 'ABQ-Online Forums' by Forum Poster: Rise Up!)
ABQ] Curie says, "BYOSnogbuddy"

======================= ABQ-Online Forums ========================

Message: Rise Up!

Posted : Fri Dec 31

Author : Forum Poster

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To the citizens of Albequerque, we have been complacent for too long as the powers that be play puppet master and move us about like pieces upon a board. Now they stir up this violence in the Zone. The poverty that breeds this violence is their tool. And by allowing them to stir us up, we allow them their control. They only have this power because we put on blinders, wanting to become a part of their system rather than tear it down and build our own. Now the Zone dances and allows them to crack down and tell us that the people of the Zone are lesser, are violent, are criminals. But the puppet masters are the true criminals, violating the very social compact we entered into. I challenge us all to say enough. To tell these power brokers that we will dance for them no more.

That we demand equality. And in turn, we will remake this city into something brighter.

-Rousseau

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ABQ] Sysop says, "Rousseau in your uprising will there be punch and pie?"
ABQ] Rousseau nopes. Cake. Death or cake.
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Cake is also acceptable."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "As long as it isn't a lie."
ABQ] Sysop says, "I will be there if there is cake"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "But if we have a LAN part it ruins the annonimity WHICH YOU TOTALLY ALREADY GAVE AWAY"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "He totally did."
ABQ] Sysop says, "I did??"
ABQ] Curie whistles innocently. "I have an educated guess for D3fc0n."
ABQ] Curie says, "Mind you, I suspect D3fc0n has an educated guess for me, now."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Duh."
ABQ] Sysop says, "I like Nsync Y 4 everyone allways down on them?"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Because they're a bunch of fucking gay pansy boys"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "What's wrong with fucking gay pansy boys?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "but they sing about computers"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "So does Weird Al and he does it better."
ABQ] Curie says, "I can sing about computers, that doesn't make me cool."
ABQ] Sysop says, "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm64Fu7NRo"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Digital getdown! all Tron and shit!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "No stop polluting this channel with your shit"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEF1F-VswsM"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "OOC: forgive the upload time anachronism. But the song was out."
ABQ] Curie sighs. Stop showing your youtube p333n0rz.
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Fft, you know you like it."
ABQ] Sysop says, "I dont get most of the lyrics o.0"
ABQ] Sysop says, "D3fcon I dont gotta listen to you cuz you suk! :("
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "no you"
ABQ] Sysop says, "you first!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "you twice"
ABQ] Sysop says, "you three times!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "You infinity times."
ABQ] Sysop says, "oh now your being mean!"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Next, on As the Merry-Go-Round Turns..."
ABQ] Curie gets out the fairy bread and cordial for the babies.
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "More like the magic roundabout"
ABQ] Sysop says, "So are you comming over or what?"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "omg you're like my mum"
ABQ] Sysop says, "She can out hack you to?"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Ooh, plot twist!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "ok ok i'll come over"
ABQ] Sysop says, "sweet Ill make popcorn!"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "For the snogging?"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "NO"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Ewww"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Hey, logical conclusion."
ABQ] Sysop says, "if its anatomicaly possable I dont want details."
ABQ] Curie says, "And if its anatomically impossible?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "still dont want the details"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Tch, perv, I just assumed it was to eat while you watched."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "i'm confused now"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "are we watching the popcorn snog?"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "If you are, can I come? 'cause I'd like to see that."
ABQ] Sysop says, "they are we are watching tron again!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "agaaain?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Suffer!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "you watched it like 5 times with me already"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Krull?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Starship troopers?"
ABQ] Curie says, "Dark Crystal."
ABQ] Rousseau says, "Krull!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Dark Crystal!"
ABQ] Sysop says, "ok but that one scares me."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Actually, I just got the Blade boxset"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Wanna watch that?"
ABQ] Curie says, "Why? Because girls have wings?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "BLADE!"
ABQ] Sysop says, "cuz skeksies are real!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Wesley Snipes = <3"
ABQ] Curie shudders at skeksis. "Good point."
ABQ] Sysop says, "Blade sounds like a Plan!"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Lies. They don't sound anything alike!"
ABQ] Sysop says, "you figure out how to get here?"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Text me."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "I might be a few, i need to eat first."
ABQ] Curie considers, and gets out a blankie and a hot water bottle and a copy of Dark Crystal, and settles down to scare herself with Skesis.
ABQ] Sysop says, "yeah Ive just got popcorn and snaple"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Awesome plan."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "Popcorn isn't a balanced diet. Do you want me to bring something over?"
ABQ] Sysop says, "Have I ever said no to food?"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Foodslut."
ABQ] Sysop says, "whats a foodslut?"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "You. ;)"
ABQ] Curie says, "He needs chocolate, 'dew, and nachos for a balanced diet."
ABQ] Sysop says, "sounds fsbulious!"
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch says, "OK, signing off. Later taters"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "Okay, _I_ want chocolate, 'dew, and nachos. Damn you, Curie."
ABQ] D3fc0nl33ch has left this channel.
ABQ] Sysop says, "it does sound good."
ABQ] Curie says, "My work here is done."
ABQ] The Knowledge should get some of that and put on Airplane.
ABQ] Curie says, "Enjoy. :)"
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "I will curse you every minute, Curie."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "And by curse I mean probably forget about."
ABQ] Curie says, "Nah. You'll just nip to the store and get snacks."
ABQ] The Knowledge says, "True."