Zack/Quotes
From Masq
- Hey, ya'll know where I can find a girl?
- Piss on the fire and call in the dogs!
- Don’t approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front or a fool from any direction.
- Even if it takes more than one throw to land a steer and tie him, he’s still roped and tied.
- If heaven ain't like Texas, I don't want to go there.
- Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.