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|align=center|“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.”<br>''Friedrich Nietzsche''
 
|align=center|“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.”<br>''Friedrich Nietzsche''
<br><br>"Philosophy is written in that great book which ever lies before our eyes — I mean the universe — but we cannot understand it if we do not first learn the language and grasp the symbols, in which it is written. This book is written in the mathematical language, and the symbols are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without whose help it is impossible to comprehend a single word of it; without which one wanders in vain through a dark labyrinth."<br>''Galileo Galilei''  
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<br><br>I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
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"Philosophy is written in that great book which ever lies before our eyes — I mean the universe — but we cannot understand it if we do not first learn the language and grasp the symbols, in which it is written. This book is written in the mathematical language, and the symbols are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without whose help it is impossible to comprehend a single word of it; without which one wanders in vain through a dark labyrinth."<br>''Galileo Galilei''  
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I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
 
I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone
 
I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone
 
say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer
 
say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer
 
effect."
 
effect."
 
<br> -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988
 
<br> -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988
<br> <br>You receive a text from [[Petra]]: Truth is, romance is hard 'n shit. You gotta fuck a LOT of people before you find anyone decent.<br>
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You receive a text from [[Petra]]: Truth is, romance is hard 'n shit. You gotta fuck a LOT of people before you find anyone decent.<br>
 
You text to Petra: I'm gonna write that down.
 
You text to Petra: I'm gonna write that down.
 
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“Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.”
Friedrich Nietzsche


"Philosophy is written in that great book which ever lies before our eyes — I mean the universe — but we cannot understand it if we do not first learn the language and grasp the symbols, in which it is written. This book is written in the mathematical language, and the symbols are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without whose help it is impossible to comprehend a single word of it; without which one wanders in vain through a dark labyrinth."
Galileo Galilei


I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988


You receive a text from Petra: Truth is, romance is hard 'n shit. You gotta fuck a LOT of people before you find anyone decent.
You text to Petra: I'm gonna write that down.