Difference between revisions of "Joel/Quotes"

"Well, thus far you have been outgoing and charming. You want to make contact, to reach out. You collect the unwanted, you possibly feel an affinity to them. Maybe you want to be collected too. You haven't finished what most perceive as an accomplishment, and you state that it doesn't bother you, but it might."
Dr. Wren Morgan

You paged Zack with ‘Man this chick takes FOREVER to pose!’
Zack pages: And coming from you that says a lot. AW SNAP!

"I like poo." Joel

The secret to my magic:
<OOC> Joel afks one second. But then will be back and better than ever.
<OOC> Katie says, "Does this mean you're getting vodka?"

Nathan pages: Shut up and bring me a pizza.

Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet.

<OOC> Katie says, "Why am I supposed to make you biscuits?"

Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell.

<OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever.
<OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood.

To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'.

Katie pages: I'll KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (and bullets). :)

To (Andrei, Joel, Eleanor), Maxine pages: Notice, Max is NOT loving on the Pinto.
To (Maxine, Andrei, Joel), Eleanor pages: That's because the Pinto is a God and you die when you touch God.

Zack pages: Well fuck. I think you've seen all my hats!

Maxine pages: Go go gadget pool-stick repellent!
Maxine pages: Best. Mav. Ever.