Name: Zack "Fuck Storm" King
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Nationality:
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Texan!
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Occupation:
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Leather-worker and shopkeeper
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Demeanor:
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OATHBREAKER
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Apparent Age:
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20?
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Nickname:
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FUCK STORM!
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Quotes
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- Hey, ya'll know where I can find a girl?
- Piss on the fire and call in the dogs!
- Don’t approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front or a fool from any direction.
- Even if it takes more than one throw to land a steer and tie him, he’s still roped and tied.
- If heaven ain't like Texas, I don't want to go there.
- Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.
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RP Hooks
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Hangouts:
Hooks:
- Like hand-made leather goods? Ask Zack!
- Want to buy some fancy soap or teas for your or your honey? Come down to the Herbal Apothecary!
- Want your fortune told? Ask Zack who will in turn ask Katie! It's kind of a hook...
- Like poo? Me too!
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