Toni/Allies

Samson		Curtis		Barrett
	Insert another witty remark. I would, but the last time it almost killed me.		Not the first one. But definitely the last.		The devil may care. I'm just not sure I do.

Sita		Barbie		Emily
	You're his old lady. So I have to worry about what you want from me.		People are strange. But you're weird even for a trailer park.	Insert Witty remark.	It scares me to look at you. But it's a lot like a train wreck, I can't look away.

Mr. Carbone		Name		Name
	You said to say Uncle. I think it would be even scarier if it was a term of endearment.		Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness.		Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness.