Zack/Quotes

• Hey, ya'll know where I can find a girl?
• Piss on the fire and call in the dogs!
• Don’t approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front or a fool from any direction.
• Even if it takes more than one throw to land a steer and tie him, he’s still roped and tied.
• If heaven ain't like Texas, I don't want to go there.
• Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.