Jai/OOC

[Public] Joel says, "Burning has more panache though. No one goes to Drowning Man."

[Public] Quentin says, "I'm just unfamiliar with webpage code of any kind, frankly. I preferred the days when we made cave paintings. I'm a wiz with cave paintings."
[Public] Andrea says, "Cave paintings? Modernist rubbish. I just prefer to separate my amoeboid self in artistic ways, to the accompanyment of a Pink Floyd soundtrack."
[Public] Quentin says, "All in all we're just a mitocondrial wall?"

To (Liane, Jai), Petra pages: Hahaha. I note that nobody pointed out that Petra was *another* lovely lady who's still there. Because we all know she's not 'lovely'. ;D
To (Jai, Petra), Liane pages: Oh, she's lovely, all right. Just not a lady ;)

<OOC> Liane says, "I leave you with this! As I'm off doing VERY IMPORTANT NON-TS THINGS with this bottle of sensual massage oil, leather whip and bottle of caramel sauce, Petra suddenly attacks Meg and begins ferociously making out with her. Jai, after thanking his lucky stars, grabs some popcorn to watch, but the buttery smell causes both Meg and Petra to jump him in a buttered and salty sexy threesome. This being WoD, they all fall madly in love with one another, leading to ANGST between them, for it is forbidden to love between the half-demon, half-were, and vampiric thrall! You may assign one another whatever roll you'd prefer. :) Natsuki is, obviously, just going to ninja away to her harem and hold this all as blackmail against them. <;3"

To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Saliva is the best thing for nosebleeds.
To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Ancient home remedy.

To (Jai, Nathan, Damian), Liane pages: The fact that all three of you are in the same spot fills me with a trembling glee.
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'Oh crap she's looking, hand me my pants!'
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Nathan, get off Jai's pants!
To (Damian, Liane, Jai), Nathan pages: Everybody act normal!
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'I don't know how!'
From afar, to (Jai, Nathan, Damian): Liane snickers.
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Jai, you spaz out, Nathan, quick, sing a song about death! I'm gonna hug you guys! NOTHING'S HAPPENING HERE

<OOC> Damian shanks Jai. A love shank. Baby love shank.
<OOC> Petra says, "I got me a shiv, it's killed about twenty, so hurry up, and-- oh."
<OOC> Jai brings his jukebox money. Also, bandaids.

From afar, to (Joel, Destiny, Petra, Jai, Liane): Nathan can has christmas tree.
To (Nathan, Petra, Jai, Liane), Joel pages: Does it smell piney?
To (Jai, Petra, Joel, Liane), Nathan pages: Since it is not actually pine, no, but I could probably burn an artificial pine-scented candle. My god, my life is a tower of lies.

To (Jai, Petra), Abyss pages: Oh mai gawd are you two still on?
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: Nope.
To (Petra, Jai), Abyss pages: You crazy.
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: You're the one talking to people who aren't here!

<OOC> Joel says, "I don't think I can soak an Explorer."

GM has to AFK suddenly during a scene, leading to a long silence, which leads to...
<OOC> Jai says, "Sooo. How 'bout that local sports team?"
<OOC> Gareth likes the local sports team the best. What with their sportsmanship, vis a vis that other team who aren't sportsmanlike in that game they play.
<OOC> Jai agrees entirely. Did you see the other day when that other team blatantly harmed that player from the local sports team, so that a point wasn't scored, but the person responsible for making sure everything is fair and by the rules didn't notice? I was so upset.
<OOC> Gareth was appropriately upset and let his local radio station know!
<OOC> Jai says, "Oh, on the show that focuses on sporting events, particularly those of local interest? I think I heard your call."

Player Name	On For	Idle	Merry Christmas!
Zack	0:54	9s	And a partridge in a pear tree!
Abyss	1:02	9s	two turtle doves
Deacon	1:23	1m	three french hens
Nieve	1:38	6s	Four calling birds
Nathan	2:17	7s	FIIIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIINGS
Alysanna	2:36	49s	six geese a-laying
Joan	2:50	49m	Seven swans a-swiming
Trace	6:38	5s	eight maids a-milking
Damian	7:58	1m	Nine ladies dancing
Destiny	8:08	4m	Ten lords a-leaping
Petra	12:57	6s	Eleven pipers piping.
Morgan	14:01	1m	Twelve drummers drumming
Jai	18:48	0s	OnThe12thDayOfXmasMyTrueLoveGaveToMe...
13 Players logged in, 64 record, no maximum.