Joel/Allies
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The Lawyer: Joel is afraid to like Eleanor. He is also afraid to dislike Eleanor. | The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | The Musician: Don't forget to tip! | |||
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | The Artist: Every now and then, when you're least expecting it, you find someone you can trust. | Polo! ...oh come on, you were thinking it too. | |||
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | The Physicist: She can bowl. She can play pool. Keep your eye on this one. | Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness. |