Difference between revisions of "Joel/Quotefest"

<OOC> Karin says, "As I was telling Petra-player, prepping a proper Joel scene is like getting ready for a date. Fitting in a proper desc, selecting mood music, reloading handguns, and coming to terms with the crippling failure you will feel like at the end of it."

Zane pages: Joel's like Paris Hilton, talking on the phone while TSing.

<OOC> Zane says, "at least vampires believe in ass waxing"

Cleo pages: Well, they're not amazing, the testicles in my freezer have been there for awhile

Zane pages: Let me know when you're done writing your naked desc and I'll send you a meet

<OOC> Katie says, "Do you have a preference?"
<OOC> Joel says, "I am good any which way!"
<OOC> Katie says, "Oh yeah, I've heard that about you..."

From afar, Gareth is staggeringly awesome. It can be a problem with people.

<OOC> Katie had to youtube the song to understand the horror. :)
<OOC> Petra <3
<OOC> Karin has no idea. Just assumes anything Petra puts effort into must be classified somewhere as a war crime.

<OOC> Zoie says, "Joel's coolness is like a unicorn. You heard the tales, you've never seen it, but at the same time, you aren't fully sure. So sometimes you just believe."
<OOC> Sitala says, "And you have to be a virgin to touch it?"

<OOC> Abyss says, “I hate you all.”
<OOC> Joel says, “Except me.”
<OOC> Abyss says, “Especially you.”

<OOC> Liane says, "KatieXLiane fic would be so naughty. Katie/Danny fic is pretty hard, all things considered. Zoie/anything fic is easy. Joel/anything is canon."

<OOC> Zoie hands over the chewed on remains of Joel's soul. "This should be good for about um.. $0.001
<OOC> Rebecca says, "That much, huh?"
<OOC> Katie says, "And it's used."
<OOC> Zoie says, "And I was just nomming on it.... it tasted of wasted talent, shattered dreams, broken fate and bourbon.... sorta like I imagine unicorns to taste like."

You paged Abyss with ‘If you look into the Abyss, she looks back!’
Abyss pages: If you whine into the Abyss, she slaps you upside the head

<OOC> Deacon says, "IT'S A TRAP! Our self confidence cannot handle sarcasm of that magnitude!"

<OOC> Joel says, "AFK, pose around me, Joel is thinking hard about how great Katie is and that one time God told them to rob a 7-11"
<OOC> Katie says, "That wasn't god. That was Ben."

<OOC> Katie says, "Go to sleep! I'm feeling guilty for being so fabulous and witty."

[Public] Crystal says, "But TS doesn't hurt anyone if both parties are fully consenting. So .. <shrug>"
[Public] Prophet says, "What are you doing later?"

<OOC> Katie says, "Sorry for the pose jump!"
<OOC> Joel says, "You monster!"
<OOC> Katie was confused by your twin.
<OOC> Gareth sobs, so confused. So...confused...
<OOC> Joel says, "I just typed my own name as Gareth, so clearly I'm confused as well :P"
<OOC> Katie calls you Garel henceforth.
<OOC> Gareth says, "Now we're a mob! The Garel will advance on Albuquerque tonight!"
<OOC> Joel says, "We're a flash mob!"
<OOC> Gareth says, "Finally, a reason not to wear pants."

Long distance to Nicolas: Joel hits you, throws up on your floor, gets staff to hit you.
Nicolas pages: You are the best not-brother! EVAR!

You paged Prophet with ‘how doe s it work 2 send mail. pls tell me.’
Prophet pages: Just type @dest me

From afar, Nathan sighs sadly. "Oh, Joel's dismembered again? Must be Wednesday."

VERIFY(ASRM) Deacon rolls perception + investigation against 6 and gets 2 successes.
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon found my pants!"
VERIFY(QVMU) Deacon rolls intelligence against 7 and gets 1 success.
<OOC> Joel says, "Deacon knows the pants are mine!"
<OOC> Deacon puts them on and looks at himself in the mirror.
<OOC> Deacon says, "oh damn... not anymore."

Long distance to Nathan: Joel slap fights.
From afar, Nathan slap fights like a /motherfucker./

<OOC> Liane says, "Oh, sorry. seme is the older guy, uke is the younger, girlier one."
<OOC> Zack says, "Guess you need to bone up on your yaoi terms."
<OOC> Zack says, "Get it? BONE up?"
<OOC> Joel says, "I don't get it."
<OOC> Zack says, "haha"
<OOC> Zack says, "here, let me show you."

You paged Abyss with ‘I need a thing on my computer that shocks me every 15 minutes after midnight’
Abyss pages: No, you know you'd just be like "ow!" and then keep on MUSHing.

Liane pages: ...and the rest of the mud. Apparently even the newbies are swooning for you! I was talking about my slash-habits and someone else was like, 'Do you slash joel too or is he ONLY YOURS.'
Liane pages: And I was like....duuuuuuuuuude he's like the little horse in front of the supermarkets. It doesnt matter if he smells funny or looks meh, everyone rides it when they can!

You paged Zack with ‘Man this chick takes FOREVER to pose!’
Zack pages: And coming from you that says a lot. AW SNAP!

<OOC> Joel afks one second. But then will be back and better than ever.
<OOC> Katie says, "Does this mean you're getting vodka?"

Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet.

Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell.

<OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever.
<OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood.

To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'.

To (Andrei, Joel, Eleanor), Maxine pages: Notice, Max is NOT loving on the Pinto.
To (Maxine, Andrei, Joel), Eleanor pages: That's because the Pinto is a God and you die when you touch God.

Liane pages: JOEL! MY DARLING!
You paged Liane with ‘LIANE MY ONE TRUE LOVE’
Liane pages: MY ADORED ONE HOW ARE YOU
You paged Liane with ‘I AM OVERJOYED TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE, MY RADIANT DOVE’
Liane pages: MY SINGING AND JOYOUS HEART IS SOLELY FOR YOU, MY KINDEST AND MOST WONDERFUL OF MEN. NO OTHER MAY DENY OUR OVERWHELMING AFFECTION.
You paged Liane with ‘I think I've had this exact same conversation with Nathan.’
Liane pages: I am completely unsurprised.

You paged Petra with ‘You ARE an asshole! You LIED to me!’
Long distance to Petra: Joel cries.
Petra pages: Your tears are ambrosia.

To (Joel, Katie), Zack pages: I hope you two appreciate the SHIT out of me!

You say, “How did I end up the #1 most eligible slashvictim on this Mush anyway?”
Ben says, “A willpower of zero?”
You say, “Oh, yeah, that.”

Re: the chargen level warnings:
Nathan pages: Chargen was like DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT 4, YOU WILL BE LIKE UNTO A GOD, ARE YOU SURE

Petra pages: But your junk is the only reason we RP with you!

Zack pages: I dedicatet his beer to you!
Zack pages: ER, Dedicate. I dedicated my last 3 to me.

Long distance to Nathan: Joel siiiiiiighs. Also I just got worms projectile vomited at me.
Nathan pages: You're having a bad day.

Damian pages: Well, as long as I keep my streak of making everyone bust out their closeted gay side and burst into tears, I'm doing my job.

Trace pages: What's going on in your apartment, hussy?
You paged Trace with ‘Orgy.’
Trace pages: BRT

Petra pages: Well, I can't vote for you AND I hate you.