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|align=left|"I'll be just walking along minding my own business, and BOOM. Knife in the back. Then you'll just be there being all beautiful and world-class pouty and no one will have the heart to suspect you of anything. They'll find out it was your knife, and then arrest my corpse for stealing it." -''[[Jai]]''<br> | |align=left|"I'll be just walking along minding my own business, and BOOM. Knife in the back. Then you'll just be there being all beautiful and world-class pouty and no one will have the heart to suspect you of anything. They'll find out it was your knife, and then arrest my corpse for stealing it." -''[[Jai]]''<br> | ||
<br>"No, I'm just the worst at reading you. You are like the sphinx to me. Or at least a technologically savvy, foul-mouthed, brawling reasonable facsimile." ''and later:'' "Seriously. Your superpower is possessing no filter of any sort, isn't it?" -''[[Nicolas]]''<br> | <br>"No, I'm just the worst at reading you. You are like the sphinx to me. Or at least a technologically savvy, foul-mouthed, brawling reasonable facsimile." ''and later:'' "Seriously. Your superpower is possessing no filter of any sort, isn't it?" -''[[Nicolas]]''<br> | ||
| + | <br>You receive a text from Jai: He's a puffed up ego with the mouth of a shark. She's a genital region with a hidden, pointy secret. They bite mimes! -''[[Jai]]''<br> | ||
<br>"I already know how this'll play out. I'll get a bloody nose and you'll still be an idiot!" -''Petra'' <br> | <br>"I already know how this'll play out. I'll get a bloody nose and you'll still be an idiot!" -''Petra'' <br> | ||
<br><i>While jogging: </i>"Dude," he says to Petra, "You are /cold/. I bet...when you open your legs..." He gasps, then continues, "...a little light goes on." -''[[Gareth]]''<br> | <br><i>While jogging: </i>"Dude," he says to Petra, "You are /cold/. I bet...when you open your legs..." He gasps, then continues, "...a little light goes on." -''[[Gareth]]''<br> | ||
Revision as of 23:14, 1 June 2011
| "I'll be just walking along minding my own business, and BOOM. Knife in the back. Then you'll just be there being all beautiful and world-class pouty and no one will have the heart to suspect you of anything. They'll find out it was your knife, and then arrest my corpse for stealing it." -Jai
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