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Name: Jai David Malekar

Nationality: American
Occupation: Cabbie
Demeanor: Jester

Nicknames: Praetor (just Petra)
Jai Pie (also Petra)
Apparent Age: 'bout 20
Height: 6'2"
Build: Skinny as Hell
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black

Quotes
"Jai. Starts with a J, rhymes with i-words. My, buy, pie, die, fry, o hai, et cetera. Actually, doesn't rhyme very well with et cetera."
-- Jai
"...well, if I, say, stepped in another of those stupid holes around here and hurt myself trying not to fall over or something like that, I certainly wouldn't want to admit it. So maybe I had a fight with a very aggressive bush that was saying rude things about my mom and threatening to steal my wallet."
-- Jai
"...Are we still talking about dinners, or have we moved on to gay sex?"
-- Damian
RP Hooks
  • Gotta get somewhere faster than feet? Drunk but not stupid? Need to follow that car? Why not hail a cab!
  • Maybe we're neighbours! I live at the Budget Arms.
  • Need a friendly ear? I have two! Also, shoulders, in a pinch.
  • Know a place with good strong coffee?
  • Is anything, anything weird and/or interesting going on?
  • Seriously, check out my cab: she is awesome.
Logs
10/06/2010: Crappy New Year

Crappy for Joel, that is -- pretty good for Jai, who makes a friend!

10/09/2010: Eldritch Delight

Fred, tentacles, sage, and quality discount comeuppance.

10/10/2010: Barbie Girl

Theft, swordplay, murder, crimes against fashion and music! Two of these are not exaggerated.

10/10/2010: The Hole Thing

Surely a trip to the Hot Springs can lead only to relaxation.

10/17/2010: Maple Meat Mountain

Pancake burgers with syrup are proven to be a gateway drug.

10/21/2010: Sugar Lumps

When you party with the party prince, you get two complimentary after-dinner mints.

11/19/2010: Ain't Too Proud To Beg

People in hell want ice water. Also, at the Pizza Palace.

12/16/2010: I Wanna Take You To A...

Another recital from the valedictorian of the Pizza Palace Karaoke School for Ungifted Vocalists, and people meet Nieve.

01/08/2010: High School of the Dead

The P.I.G. investigates a creepy school, and finds it even creepier than they expected.

A Glimpse Within
I want us to gerund, essentially.
Physical Description
Tall, dark, and handsome are nearly all words that accurately describe Jai -- two out of three's not bad, right? He's about six foot tall, and skinny enough to give the vague impression that he could've started out as a rather shorter guy and been vigorously stretched. He's got pitch black hair cut in short tousled spikes, vaguely caramel-coloured skin, and eyes dark enough that one can't easily see a difference between pupil and iris, which covers the tall and dark portions pretty effectively. Handsome, though, is something of an overstatement; he's not unattractive, but his head has the same long thin proportions as his body, with a prominent nose, thick dark brows, and sizable ears that stick out conspicuously on either side of his head. Still, his face is alert and expressive, and more often than not his healthy white teeth are shown off in a wide grin.

He tends to straight-legged jeans, high-top converse, and an open-collared button-down under a light sweater, nearly always with a well-loved old black trenchcoat worn over top. He has no visible piercings or tattoos, but he does wear a bit of silver jewelry -- rings on his right index and middle fingers, and a watch and a bracelet on his right wrist.

Playlist
These Are The People In Your Neighbourhood
Roshanara
Damian
Wren
Can we talk?
I feel a kinship with you.
Couldn't say why...
Brother from another mother... ship.
A brotherhood of sammiches & disco balls.
It's nice to know I can count on you to get me out of a hole.
And your little dog, too!
It's a neighbourly day in this beautywood,
A neighbourly day for a beauty...
Liane
Imperatrix Petra
Narisha
Salt of the Earth
Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips.
You know something, Princess? You are awesome when you're angry.
Best Minx Ever. <3
If you ask me, you're already an Eldritch Delight.
Okay, maybe not so much Eldritch. But you can work on that.
How about she tells us and then we kill a beer?
You're almost as nosy as I am.
I like that in a person.
Darling
Maven
Joel
I didn't know you could weaponize singing.
You remind me of fire, or the ocean.
Beautiful, but potentially deadly.
Maven
"A perfectly normal librarian", huh?
I clearly need to hang out with librarians more often.
Fabled and Legendary
The center of the Albuquerque universe.
Deny it all you want; everyone knows this is a Joel-based economy.
Katie
Trace
Soba
Katie
I applaud your resistance to the Petra Tax.
And even more, that you came out ahead.
But I'm still a little creeped out by the other bit.
Most people's greetings don't leave me embarrassed and bloody.
But okay, it WAS funny.
Noodle!
Sparkly =and= resourceful.
What other talents do you have?
Nathan
Zack
Beck
Dude.  Banjolele!
There's gotta be a sense of humour in there somewhere.
Ooh! I think I just spotted it!
So far so good.
Y'know, I really want to like you.
It's getting a lot easier.
Beck
I'm not entirely sure what to make of you yet.
Possibly a cable reality show.
Marlena
Stephen
Kiley
Marlena
You're wiser and kinder than one might guess.
...I mean that in the good way.
Stephen
I admire a guy who can dance like nobody's watching.
Even if not the dancing.
Kiley
Now, your dancing I can admire.
We'll have to do that again some time.
Vic
Lucian
Natsuki
Everyone's Ex
Dude.
It's not supposed to be catch and release.
Lucian
Seriously?
Not cool.
Natsuki
Clocks and eyeballs and tea, oh my.
Hope I didn't make things more awkward.
Harry
Lucid
Vincent
Harry
Don't think I didn't notice you trying to frame me for that first splash.
Well played, sir.
Odd and intriguing.
Definitely not definition #3.
But probably #2.
Technomystic?
Robots are pretty damn awesome.
Misdirected pissiness less so.
Meg
Joan
Nicolas
Extreeeeeeeeme!
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you're not too intense for Albuquerque.
But if so, we'll at least run you out of town in a cool way.
Nice hat!
So, Ms. Boltzmann, we meet at last!
'bout time.
Nicolas
You seem like a nice enough guy.
When you're not letting Someone get your goat.
Gareth
Nieve
Saedis
Kitchen Boy
Awesome is its own reward.
So of course it's worth the effort!
One cool chica
Good news! You continue to be pretty damn awesome.
Ellos no saben lo que se pierden.
Saedis
Zombies aren't people.
But cats are tsundere.
Hank
Lithi
Ben
Speak softly and carry a big knife
I still think the cleaver was overkill.
Well. Overintimidate.
Object Lesson
You're not as objective as you think you are.
And that must have been some phone call.
Sinematographer
Never try to teach a pig to fly.
It risks rending space/time and annoys the pig.
Gallery
OOC Quotes
[Public] Joel says, "Burning has more panache though. No one goes to Drowning Man."
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[Public] Quentin says, "I'm just unfamiliar with webpage code of any kind, frankly. I preferred the days when we made cave paintings. I'm a wiz with cave paintings."
[Public] Andrea says, "Cave paintings? Modernist rubbish. I just prefer to separate my amoeboid self in artistic ways, to the accompanyment of a Pink Floyd soundtrack."
[Public] Quentin says, "All in all we're just a mitocondrial wall?"

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To (Liane, Jai), Petra pages: Hahaha. I note that nobody pointed out that Petra was *another* lovely lady who's still there. Because we all know she's not 'lovely'. ;D
To (Jai, Petra), Liane pages: Oh, she's lovely, all right. Just not a lady ;)

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<OOC> Liane says, "I leave you with this! As I'm off doing VERY IMPORTANT NON-TS THINGS with this bottle of sensual massage oil, leather whip and bottle of caramel sauce, Petra suddenly attacks Meg and begins ferociously making out with her. Jai, after thanking his lucky stars, grabs some popcorn to watch, but the buttery smell causes both Meg and Petra to jump him in a buttered and salty sexy threesome. This being WoD, they all fall madly in love with one another, leading to ANGST between them, for it is forbidden to love between the half-demon, half-were, and vampiric thrall! You may assign one another whatever roll you'd prefer. :) Natsuki is, obviously, just going to ninja away to her harem and hold this all as blackmail against them. <3"

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To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Saliva is the best thing for nosebleeds.
To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Ancient home remedy.

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To (Jai, Nathan, Damian), Liane pages: The fact that all three of you are in the same spot fills me with a trembling glee.
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'Oh crap she's looking, hand me my pants!'
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Nathan, get off Jai's pants!
To (Damian, Liane, Jai), Nathan pages: Everybody act normal!
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'I don't know how!'
From afar, to (Jai, Nathan, Damian): Liane snickers.
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Jai, you spaz out, Nathan, quick, sing a song about death! I'm gonna hug you guys! NOTHING'S HAPPENING HERE

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<OOC> Damian shanks Jai. A love shank. Baby love shank.
<OOC> Petra says, "I got me a shiv, it's killed about twenty, so hurry up, and-- oh."
<OOC> Jai brings his jukebox money. Also, bandaids.

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From afar, to (Joel, Destiny, Petra, Jai, Liane): Nathan can has christmas tree.
To (Nathan, Petra, Jai, Liane), Joel pages: Does it smell piney?
To (Jai, Petra, Joel, Liane), Nathan pages: Since it is not actually pine, no, but I could probably burn an artificial pine-scented candle. My god, my life is a tower of lies.

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To (Jai, Petra), Abyss pages: Oh mai gawd are you two still on?
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: Nope.
To (Petra, Jai), Abyss pages: You crazy.
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: You're the one talking to people who aren't here!

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<OOC> Joel says, "I don't think I can soak an Explorer."

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GM has to AFK suddenly during a scene, leading to a long silence, which leads to...
<OOC> Jai says, "Sooo. How 'bout that local sports team?"
<OOC> Gareth likes the local sports team the best. What with their sportsmanship, vis a vis that other team who aren't sportsmanlike in that game they play.
<OOC> Jai agrees entirely. Did you see the other day when that other team blatantly harmed that player from the local sports team, so that a point wasn't scored, but the person responsible for making sure everything is fair and by the rules didn't notice? I was so upset.
<OOC> Gareth was appropriately upset and let his local radio station know!
<OOC> Jai says, "Oh, on the show that focuses on sporting events, particularly those of local interest? I think I heard your call."

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[Public] Karma says, "I'm just saying that if someone says that Karma cheated on her boyfriend, there is an objective truth of that, regardless of whether people believe that person or not"
[Public] Karma says, "I either did or did not, and there's no amount of definition that changes the Truth"
[Public] Karma does not have Schrodinger's Vagina
[Public] Karma says, "You can know exactly where I am or just how "fast" I am, but not both! >.>"

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[Public] Lucid says, "we are all sooo worth the wait"
[Public] Lucid says, "except Petra.. shes pretty much what you expect :P"
[Public] Jai says, "Make up your mind: is she what you'd expect, or is she not worth the wait?"
[Public] Lucid says, "that very paradox is the preceived nature of Petra :)"
[Public] Jai says, "What's the postceived nature of Petra? :D"
[Public] Guest0 says, "'Nice tush'?"

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<OOC> Cole has a bimbo accompaniment.
<OOC> Randall says, "I've never heard of that instrument, Cole!"

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<OOC> Karuvar is just hot all the time.
<OOC> Karuvar says, "Hey a mav!"
<OOC> Fred says, "UNF"
<OOC> Jai says, "Yet accurage."
<OOC> Joan says, "Not much of one."
<OOC> Jai says, "...accurate."
<OOC> Fred says, "Accur-age."
<OOC> Jai says, "K-GRU TV, with the Accu-Rage forecast."
<OOC> Jai says, "Accurage, not your shoe-size?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane, how's the rage looking today?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<OOC> Fred says, "Thanks Jane, now to Jim with sports."

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To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: You're in a hot tub with Jai and Damian. If there was any more LOVE in that tub it would impregnate every creature within ten miles and bake it cookies AT THE SAME TIME.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: Seriously, all you need is Karuvar and the entire city would be popping out smiling adorable kiddies.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: I'm just sayin'.

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Player Name On For Idle Merry Christmas!
Zack0:549sAnd a partridge in a pear tree!
Abyss1:029stwo turtle doves
Deacon1:231mthree french hens
Nieve1:386sFour calling birds
Nathan2:177sFIIIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIINGS
Alysanna2:3649ssix geese a-laying
Joan2:5049mSeven swans a-swiming
Trace6:385seight maids a-milking
Damian7:581mNine ladies dancing
Destiny8:084mTen lords a-leaping
Petra12:576sEleven pipers piping.
Morgan14:011mTwelve drummers drumming
Jai18:480sOnThe12thDayOfXmasMyTrueLoveGaveToMe...
13 Players logged in, 64 record, no maximum.
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