From Masq
Name: Alex Jason Bard

Nationality: Irish/Californian
Occupation: Part-time musician and full-time PitA
Demeanor: Bon Vivant
Apparent Age: Late teens

Nickname: "Jason", if I know you well. "Your Majesty" if I don't.

"Boy, the true test of a man dinnae come down to one moment. Any fucker can overcome an obstacle if trapped in a corner. A real man shows dedication. The long road may be the harder path to take but if followed you are rewarded two fold with both the satisfaction of a job well done and the experiences you have along the way."
Memphis Bard

"Alex... He's young. And he's kinda dumb. But again, he can be trusted... with your life, if not your sister."

"My manners are poor, sure. But if I'm rough around the edges, it's because these are supposed to be cutting edges. And they see a lot of use."

"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the ‘good life,’ whatever it is and wherever it happens to be."
Hunter S. Thompson

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!""
Hunter S. Thompson
RP Hooks
  • A passionate performer, Alex has skills in a number of instruments, a crooning tenor voice, but more than anything he loves putting on a good show. In a concert hall, bar, club, or even on a street corner, he's always looking to get some smiles from an audience.
  • The rooftops are more a home to Alex than the ground. Every night he makes a run through the city top levels, or any other place with dangerous heights, jumping and leaping and flipping and climbing to his heart's content.
  • Pretty girls are Alex's weakness. Bump into him at a club or a bar or any place where passions and alcohol might be mixing, and see what happens...
  • Need any buildings or organizations snuck into? Anything sabotaged? Any information gathered, while hidden behind a bush or up in the rafters? Anything sabotaged? Alex is your man, and he has very reasonable rates.
  • Alex doesn't just cause trouble, it seems to follow him around, like some crazy stalkerish ex-girlfriend. Ask Alex's player how you can get in on it today!
A Glimpse Within
Physical Description

At 5'10", Alex looks like any other lanky teenager. His immaculately faded "1-up mushroom" t-shirt looks like he's been wearing it since he was fifteen, and it's now stretched across his chest, broadened by fitness and maturity. His jeans are ratty, one of his well-loved sneakers is untied, and his beaten and bruised leather jacket hangs heavy on his shoulders. And yet, the bright smile hovering somewhere between his shaggy mop of black hair and the popped collar of his jacket hints at an attitude rarely found in teenagers these days, though the glint of dangerous mischief in his blue eyes is more than familiar.

Allies and Contacts
Stick boy Stronger than he looks. Note to self: Don't let him get you in a headlock. Songbird on Wheels Stronger than she looks. She thinks she deserved this? Bullshit. She deserves so much better. Protective Older Sister Good dancer. She's someone I never want to piss off. Not because she'll hurt me, but because then I'll know I've gone too far.
Nice eyepatch A really hoopy frood Definitely was not expecting this guy to have a sense of humor. Nice surprise! Spooky-Pants! Nice butt. Wish I saw more of you. I believe I could learn a lot from you. Mysteeeeeerious! You gotta lot of secrets. o/` And I've got one of yours! o/`
Queen of the Belly Rubs You've got Magic Fingers~ If you weren't taken, I'd jump all over that. Drinking Buddy By far, the funniest guy in the whole city. Just gotta be careful not to get naked around him. Short stack You're like a kitten. Trouble wrapped in an adorable, pointy little package. I can see why everyone wants to be your protector. Do you really want another?
Thing 1 Awwww... They think they're people! Thing 2 He opened up more doors for me than he realizes, I think. I don't think I'll ever be able to repay him. Red She's got it. In all the right places.
Jai.jpg Don't know much about him. I think I've still got some repaying to do.