| "Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." - From Julius Caesar
"Do you know Zane? He's not Shakespeare, either. He might be tragic, though. I haven't decided yet." - Maxine
From afar, Maxine envisions SWAT coming through to find Zane hanging from a dead woman, with a gun in his mouth.
You paged Maxine with 'Like some kind of bizarre mix of every character Johnny Depp has ever played and Tarzan'
<OOC> Zane has earl grey with cream and sugar, I forgot how excellent this is
<OOC> Serendipity says, "Oh my god, you just killed a pirate and you're all, 'oh my, this is a wonderful cup of tea'? :D"
Cleo pages: I lied, I need socks and bacon. BRB
He applies pressure as told, but tries to reason with Chandler. "Can't we just duct tape some napkins on, I'll have some gatorade and take a nap?"
"Zack's no match for the two of us. We'd just tie him to a tree in Joel's yard, shirtless, and put an ad up on Craigslist that ladies can lick his belly for two dollars and Joel and I would never have to work again."
<OOC> Augury says, "If this is leading to some sort of elf sex you're all dead. You've been warned!"
"Why do you just carry around a ski mask?" she asks, baffled, at Zane.
Chewbacca gives Cinna a furry thumbs up, and probably doesn't hear that he's about to be tweaked into submission, because he continues to get down with his bad self. One hand is behind his head, and the other is miming spanking a booty in front of him, and he hops forward.
Katniss pages: You are such a freak :)
Joel sits in the waiting room behind the 4th wall, reading his script. "Where are our players?"
Zane shrugs, "Probably fapping."
Joel has invited you to 'join' him at Dungeon of Hotness.