From Masq
Name: Jacob Riese

Nationality: New Yorker. And no, he's not a Yankees fan.
Occupation: Bartender.
Demeanor: Jester.
Apparent Age: Early 20s.

Nickname: Jake.

"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery or simple bad luck."
Joseph Heller

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything."
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

"I don't want to see you naked. Well I mean I do, but.. no I mean.. when do the drinks get here?"
RP Hooks
  • He's a bartender. He's new. Also, he's pretty easy to approach when working, he'll talk to anyone.
  • New York City's a big place, but he lived there for 23 years! He also went to the University at Buffalo for three semesters in 2002/2003. He hated it. A lot.
  • Police? He has some connections. Ask if you want to know more.
  • Like ice hockey? Baseball? He's a fan!
  • He's most often found in more dive-y, comfortable places. He's pretty anti-fancy.
A Glimpse Within
Physical Description

Of average height, this guy isn't too standoutish. He looks to be in his early twenties and is dressed fairly casually; he's typically found in t-shirts and jeans, and in colder weather dons a worn leather jacket. He has an easy enough grin and seems amiable enough at first glance, and carries himself with a sort of easy confidence that doesn't quite edge over into arrogance.
His features are well-formed, his facial structure inherently attractive just by luck of genes. His dark brown hair is cropped reasonably short, and he has grey-blue eyes that hint at a certain level of intelligence. There is usually a hint of stubble around his jaw that seems purposefully maintained and adds a hint of age to features that might be a bit baby-faced without it.

Allies and Contacts
Zoie Croft
Insert Witty remark. ...I'm not exactly sure what just happened... But I think I like it. Insert Witty remark. Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness. Insert Witty remark. Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness.
OOC Quotes
[Public] Eugene noooooooos. "ManWhoWantstoBeaMillionaire, don't use your lifeline to tell you that an iguana is a lizard and not a mammal!
[Public] Jacob says, "Wat!"
[Public] Karuvar says, "Jacob's an iguana."
[Public] Eugene says, "JACOB!"
[Public] Jacob slurps flies.
[Public] Zoie says, "That explains the tongue."
[Public] Eugene latches onto.
[Public] Karuvar says, "Jacob's also a facehugger."
[Public] Jacob says, "SCREE"
[Public] Karuvar says, "An iguana facehugger."
[Public] Eugene says, "How does that work?"
[Public] Jacob says, "My iguana-tail is my ovipositor."
[Public] Karuvar lifts up Jacob and points towards Eugene. "See?" Releases.
[Public] Jacob FLING SCREE
[Public] Eugene says, "No way that will ever w-a-aauughhgh!"
[Public] Jacob has an after-...ovipositing cigarette. And also stops yapping on pub to pose.
[Public] Fred :o
[Public] Eugene feels so used.