Jacob

Name: Jacob Riese Nationality: New Yorker. And no, he's not a Yankees fan. Occupation: Bartender. Demeanor: Jester. Apparent Age: Early 20s. Nickname: Jake. Quotes "Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery or simple bad luck." Joseph Heller "Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything." Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle "I don't want to see you naked. Well I mean I do, but.. no I mean.. when do the drinks get here?" Zoie RP Hooks He's a bartender. He's new. Also, he's pretty easy to approach when working, he'll talk to anyone. New York City's a big place, but he lived there for 23 years! He also went to the University at Buffalo for three semesters in 2002/2003. He hated it. A lot. Police? He has some connections. Ask if you want to know more. Like ice hockey? Baseball? He's a fan! He's most often found in more dive-y, comfortable places. He's pretty anti-fancy. Logs 08-07-08 - Pizza and Potential 08-08-08 - New Odds and Drunken Shrimps 08-10-08 - Crash Bang Boom 08-17-08 - First Kiss

A Glimpse Within Physical Description Of average height, this guy isn't too standoutish. He looks to be in his early twenties and is dressed fairly casually; he's typically found in t-shirts and jeans, and in colder weather dons a worn leather jacket. He has an easy enough grin and seems amiable enough at first glance, and carries himself with a sort of easy confidence that doesn't quite edge over into arrogance. His features are well-formed, his facial structure inherently attractive just by luck of genes. His dark brown hair is cropped reasonably short, and he has grey-blue eyes that hint at a certain level of intelligence. There is usually a hint of stubble around his jaw that seems purposefully maintained and adds a hint of age to features that might be a bit baby-faced without it. Playlist Turn and Turn Again All Thieves Don't Take Me For Granted Social Distortion Beautiful Letdown Switchfoot Bend the Rules Saybia Keep The Car Running Arcade Fire I Dare You Shinedown The Passenger The Wallflowers Locking Up The Sun Poets of the Fall Good Man Josh Ritter Allies and Contacts Zoie Croft Name Name ...I'm not exactly sure what just happened... But I think I like it. Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness. Insert another witty remark. Last bit of wittyness. Gallery

OOC Quotes [Public] Eugene noooooooos. "ManWhoWantstoBeaMillionaire, don't use your lifeline to tell you that an iguana is a lizard and not a mammal! [Public] Jacob says, "Wat!" [Public] Karuvar says, "Jacob's an iguana." [Public] Eugene says, "JACOB!" [Public] Jacob slurps flies. [Public] Zoie says, "That explains the tongue." [Public] Eugene latches onto. [Public] Karuvar says, "Jacob's also a facehugger." [Public] Jacob says, "SCREE" [Public] Karuvar says, "An iguana facehugger." [Public] Eugene says, "How does that work?" [Public] Jacob says, "My iguana-tail is my ovipositor." [Public] Karuvar lifts up Jacob and points towards Eugene. "See?" Releases. [Public] Jacob FLING SCREE [Public] Eugene says, "No way that will ever w-a-aauughhgh!" [Public] Jacob has an after-...ovipositing cigarette. And also stops yapping on pub to pose. [Public] Fred :o [Public] Eugene feels so used.