Difference between revisions of "Joel/Allies"
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| width="250" | '''''The Timekeeper:''' Seize the day. Seize the minute. Seize the coffee creamer.'' | | width="250" | '''''The Timekeeper:''' Seize the day. Seize the minute. Seize the coffee creamer.'' | ||
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| − | ! colspan="2" | <Center>[[ | + | ! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Lydia|Lydia]]</center> |
| + | ! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Nathan|Nathan]]</center> | ||
| + | ! colspan="2" | <Center>[[Cass|Cass]]</center> | ||
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| − | | [[Image: | + | | [[Image:Lydia.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] |
| − | | width="250" | '''''The | + | | width="250" | '''''The Perfectionist:''' Go forward, and walk under a brighter sky.'' |
| + | | [[Image:Nathan.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | ||
| + | | width="250" | '''''The Songcatcher:''' Rome is gonna burn anyway, we might as well grab a fiddle or two.'' | ||
| + | | [[Image:Cass.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | ||
| + | | width="250" | '''''The Supermodel:''' Proving that rich people are real people, one toaster at a time.'' | ||
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Revision as of 01:46, 9 May 2010
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The Fallen Angel: If you had to come back to earth, at least you're not alone down here. | 
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The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | 
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The Musician: Is lack of tipping due to a flaw in nature, or nurture? |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | 
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The Artist: Every now and then, when you're least expecting it, you find someone you can trust. | 
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The Suit: He can make you offers in varying degrees of refusability. But either way, don't fuck with 'im. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | 
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The Queen: There's a different story when you read between the lines. | 
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The Critic: Hey, there's nothing wrong with my couch! ...Or my shower! ...Or my job! Shut up! |
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The Huntress: It's bear country, you gonna shoot or run? | 
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The Librarian: Books, booze, and power ballads. What more could you ask for? | 
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The Timekeeper: Seize the day. Seize the minute. Seize the coffee creamer. |
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The Perfectionist: Go forward, and walk under a brighter sky. | Insert Witty remark. | The Songcatcher: Rome is gonna burn anyway, we might as well grab a fiddle or two. | 
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The Supermodel: Proving that rich people are real people, one toaster at a time. |
