Joel/Allies
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The Fallen Angel: If you had to come back to earth, at least you're not alone down here. | 
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The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | 
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The Musician: Is lack of tipping due to a flaw in nature, or nurture? |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | 
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The Artist: Every now and then, when you're least expecting it, you find someone you can trust. | 
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The Suit: He can make you offers in varying degrees of refusability. But either way, don't fuck with 'im. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | 
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The Queen: There's a different story when you read between the lines. | 
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The Critic: Hey, there's nothing wrong with my couch! ...Or my shower! ...Or my job! Shut up! |
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The Huntress: It's bear country, you gonna shoot or run? | 
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The Librarian: Books, booze, and power ballads. What more could you ask for? | 
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The Timekeeper: Seize the day. Seize the minute. Seize the coffee creamer. |