Joel/Allies
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The Lawyer: Joel is afraid to like Eleanor. He is also afraid to dislike Eleanor. | 
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The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | 
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The Musician: Don't forget to tip! |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | 
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The Artist: Every now and then, when you're least expecting it, you find someone you can trust. | 
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Polo! ...oh come on, you were thinking it too. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | 
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The Queen: Definitely a pool shark. | 
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The Critic: Hey, there's nothing wrong with my couch! ...Or my shower! ...Or my job! Shut up! |