Joel/Quotefest

You paged Zack with ‘Man this chick takes FOREVER to pose!’ Zack pages: And coming from you that says a lot. AW SNAP! "I like poo." Joel <OOC> Joel afks one second. But then will be back and better than ever. <OOC> Katie says, "Does this mean you're getting vodka?" Nathan pages: Shut up and bring me a pizza. Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet. Katie pages: I'll KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (and bullets). :) Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell. <OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever. <OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood. To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'. To (Andrei, Joel, Eleanor), Maxine pages: Notice, Max is NOT loving on the Pinto. To (Maxine, Andrei, Joel), Eleanor pages: That's because the Pinto is a God and you die when you touch God. Liane pages: JOEL! MY DARLING! You paged Liane with ‘LIANE MY ONE TRUE LOVE’ Liane pages: MY ADORED ONE HOW ARE YOU You paged Liane with ‘I AM OVERJOYED TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE, MY RADIANT DOVE’ Liane pages: MY SINGING AND JOYOUS HEART IS SOLELY FOR YOU, MY KINDEST AND MOST WONDERFUL OF MEN. NO OTHER MAY DENY OUR OVERWHELMING AFFECTION. You paged Liane with ‘I think I've had this exact same conversation with Nathan.’ Liane pages: I am completely unsurprised. You paged Petra with ‘You ARE an asshole! You LIED to me!’ Long distance to Petra: Joel cries. Petra pages: Your tears are ambrosia. To (Joel, Katie), Zack pages: I hope you two appreciate the SHIT out of me! You say, “How did I end up the #1 most eligible slashvictim on this Mush anyway?” Ben says, “A willpower of zero?” You say, “Oh, yeah, that.” Petra pages: But your junk is the only reason we RP with you!