Joel/Quotefest

VERIFY(ASRM) Deacon rolls perception + investigation against 6 and gets 2 successes. <OOC> Joel says, "Deacon found my pants!" VERIFY(QVMU) Deacon rolls intelligence against 7 and gets 1 success. <OOC> Joel says, "Deacon knows the pants are mine!" <OOC> Deacon puts them on and looks at himself in the mirror. <OOC> Deacon says, "oh damn... not anymore." Long distance to Nathan: Joel slap fights. From afar, Nathan slap fights like a /motherfucker./ You paged Nicolas with ‘Hahahaha ;) I also just never ran into you. But Wren and Petra extol your virtues, so I'm already convinced you're awesome!’ From afar, Nicolas laughs. They lie. I have no virtues. From afar, Nicolas couldn't have virtues and have Wren and Petra as friends ;) Long distance to Trace: Joel cries buckets and buckets of tears. From afar, Trace collects them and makes soup. You paged Trace with ‘It tastes like woe.’ Trace pages: I TASTE YOUR PAIN AND IT'S DELICIOUS <OOC> Liane says, "Oh, sorry. seme is the older guy, uke is the younger, girlier one." <OOC> Zack says, "Guess you need to bone up on your yaoi terms." <OOC> Zack says, "Get it? BONE up?" <OOC> Joel says, "I don't get it." <OOC> Zack says, "haha" <OOC> Zack says, "here, let me show you." You paged Abyss with ‘I need a thing on my computer that shocks me every 15 minutes after midnight’ Abyss pages: No, you know you'd just be like "ow!" and then keep on MUSHing. Liane pages: ...and the rest of the mud. Apparently even the newbies are swooning for you! I was talking about my slash-habits and someone else was like, 'Do you slash joel too or is he ONLY YOURS.' Liane pages: And I was like....duuuuuuuuuude he's like the little horse in front of the supermarkets. It doesnt matter if he smells funny or looks meh, everyone rides it when they can! You paged Zack with ‘Man this chick takes FOREVER to pose!’ Zack pages: And coming from you that says a lot. AW SNAP! "I like poo." Joel <OOC> Joel afks one second. But then will be back and better than ever. <OOC> Katie says, "Does this mean you're getting vodka?" Nathan pages: Shut up and bring me a pizza. Liane pages: I think no one would ever be surprised to find Joel tied up in a closet. Katie pages: I'll KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (and bullets). :) Nathan pages: Changed my mind. You can go to hell. <OOC> Joel eyes the Glock. You are the worst Mr Rogers ever. <OOC> Wren lives in a different neighborhood. To (Zack, Joel), Katie pages: Despite Katie being distracted, she is gonna notice if you two kiss. I'm just sayin'. To (Andrei, Joel, Eleanor), Maxine pages: Notice, Max is NOT loving on the Pinto. To (Maxine, Andrei, Joel), Eleanor pages: That's because the Pinto is a God and you die when you touch God. Liane pages: JOEL! MY DARLING! You paged Liane with ‘LIANE MY ONE TRUE LOVE’ Liane pages: MY ADORED ONE HOW ARE YOU You paged Liane with ‘I AM OVERJOYED TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE, MY RADIANT DOVE’ Liane pages: MY SINGING AND JOYOUS HEART IS SOLELY FOR YOU, MY KINDEST AND MOST WONDERFUL OF MEN. NO OTHER MAY DENY OUR OVERWHELMING AFFECTION. You paged Liane with ‘I think I've had this exact same conversation with Nathan.’ Liane pages: I am completely unsurprised. You paged Petra with ‘You ARE an asshole! You LIED to me!’ Long distance to Petra: Joel cries. Petra pages: Your tears are ambrosia. To (Joel, Katie), Zack pages: I hope you two appreciate the SHIT out of me! You say, “How did I end up the #1 most eligible slashvictim on this Mush anyway?” Ben says, “A willpower of zero?” You say, “Oh, yeah, that.” Re: the chargen level warnings and so true: Nathan pages: Chargen was like DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT 4, YOU WILL BE LIKE UNTO A GOD, ARE YOU SURE Petra pages: But your junk is the only reason we RP with you! Zack pages: I dedicatet his beer to you! Zack pages: ER, Dedicate. I dedicated my last 3 to me. Long distance to Nathan: Joel siiiiiiighs. Also I just got worms projectile vomited at me. Nathan pages: You're having a bad day. Damian pages: Well, as long as I keep my streak of making everyone bust out their closeted gay side and burst into tears, I'm doing my job. Trace pages: What's going on in your apartment, hussy? You paged Trace with ‘Orgy.’ Trace pages: BRT <OOC> Trace says, "You have to have style to smell as bad as Trace." Petra pages: Well, I can't vote for you AND I hate you.