On Stupid People:"Some eggs are dippy, some are completely fried - and then there are those too fucking scrambled to even waste your time with. When you find the scramblers, the only thing you can do is cast them out and hope to hell someone else puts them out of their misery for you."
On Business"Sin sells and lust can more than triple your return. People have been profiting from sin since the dawn of time. Some see corruption and immorality, we see a new set of boots and our next trinket."
On Family:"What is family if not a cacophony of madness woven together by the ties of blood. Let he who can speak surely to their family's perfection cast the first stone."