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Reporter: There's been what appears to be another terrorist car bombing! This time outside the popular night spot Murder of Crows. Due to the Thanksgiving Holiday, club attendance appears to have been light.. though we have no information at this time as to how many people might have been hurt or killed.
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Reporter: I just heard reports that there has been confirmed one body, outside of the club! Could this be one of the terrorists? Eye witnesses say that this body isn't burned like others in the vicinity.
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Reporter: Many onlookers in the crowd were wondering how this could be allowed to happen. We've learned that over Halloween there was a bomb scare, where poker chips with the date 11-22-07 were delivered via pumpkin bomb at the Halloween party held in the park. We also had reports that anonymous tips were made to the fact that citizens felt the Murder of Crows may just be the next target. We will be doing our best to investigate these unsubstantiated reports!