Difference between revisions of "Joel/Allies"
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| width="250" | '''''The Bravo:''' 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei.'' | | width="250" | '''''The Bravo:''' 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei.'' | ||
| [[Image:IvyMain.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | | [[Image:IvyMain.jpg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | ||
| − | | width="250" | '''''The Artist:''' | + | | width="250" | '''''The Artist:''' Never meant to hurt you... never meant for things to end that way.'' |
| [[Image:Marco.jpeg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | | [[Image:Marco.jpeg|75px|Insert Witty remark.]] | ||
| width="250" | '''''The Suit:''' He can make you offers in varying degrees of refusability. But either way, don't fuck with 'im.'' | | width="250" | '''''The Suit:''' He can make you offers in varying degrees of refusability. But either way, don't fuck with 'im.'' | ||
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The Fallen Angel: If you had to come back to earth, at least you're not alone down here. | |
The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | |
The Scholar: I like big books and I cannot lie. |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | |
The Artist: Never meant to hurt you... never meant for things to end that way. | |
The Suit: He can make you offers in varying degrees of refusability. But either way, don't fuck with 'im. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | |
The Queen: There's a different story when you read between the lines. | |
The Critic: I'd do anything for you... except get along with you. |
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The Huntress: It's bear country, you gonna shoot or run? | |
The Librarian: Books, booze, and power ballads. What more could you ask for? | |
The Timekeeper: Seize the day. Seize the minute. Seize the coffee creamer. |
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The Perfectionist: Go forward, and walk under a brighter sky. | |
The Songcatcher: Rome is gonna burn anyway, so we might as well grab a fiddle. | |
The Supermodel: Proving that rich people are real people, one toaster at a time. |