Joel/Allies
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The Fallen Angel: If you had to come back to earth, at least you're not alone down here. | 
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The Shrink: She understands... which is both comforting, and sort of disturbing. | 
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The Scholar: I like big books and I cannot lie. |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | 
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The Artist: Never meant to hurt you... never meant for things to end that way. | 
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The Suit: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | 
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The Queen: There's a different story when you read between the lines. | 
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The Critic: I'd do anything for you... except get along with you. |
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The Huntress: It's bear country, you gonna shoot or run? | 
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The Songcatcher: Rome is gonna burn anyway, so we might as well grab a fiddle. | 
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The Boss: She makes offers you can't refuse. Also, snickerdoodles. |