Joel/Allies
From Masq
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The Visionary: Sorry about those violets. | 
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The Shrink: She understands... which is comforting, and disturbing. | 
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The Scholar: I like big books and I cannot lie. |
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | 
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The Wanderer: Never go anywhere without your chicken. | 
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The Suit: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man. |
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The Enigma: He knows the meaning of life. He also knows how to fart in public. He'll only tell you one out of two. | Insert Witty remark. | The Queen: Terrifyingly practical. What would I do without you? | 
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The Sister: I might piss you off and make you cry, but I'll be there to take a bullet for you when the shooting starts. |
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The Seeker: Careful with that box, Pandora... | 
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The Songcatcher: Rome is gonna burn anyway, so we might as well grab a fiddle. | 
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The Boss: Microwaves and bad clothes will not be allowed in the new world order. |
