Joel pages: You have Charisma 3?
You paged Joel with 'I do.'
Joel pages: What is the score when you're not holding an instrument?
You paged Joel with 'Well, they don't let you record /negatives/....'
You text to Joel: im running the pawn shop now. fyi
You receive a text from Joel: whoever you are, give nathan back his phone
You text to Joel: god god music banjo neck punch
You receive a text from Joel: ok identity confirmed
Morgan says quietly "Alright. Compromise. Nathan - think about maybe doing it, once, just for Joel. In private. No pictures."
Comments added by Abyss: A WINNER IS YOU
<OOC> Nathan says, "I'm pretty sure this same thing happened to Jesus one time."
Destiny -- HOORAY NATHAN! You totally managed to not get stabbed, shot, thrown off a cliff, have your heart broken, OR get covered in poo! It's like a miracle!
Damian pages: Now there's love, "Baby! I bringded you a DEAD GUY!"
You paged Damian with 'Awww, babe, you're the greatest.'
Damian pages: Sure, but in the version *I* tell people, it's gonna be all heroic Nathan with his shirt flaring open, mightily proclaiming Stuff and Things while heavenly light shines through uh.. somewhere, and like, what'shername's head just EXPLODES off her neck by the sheer force of Nathan's awesome!
You receive a text from Damian: i luv you natan!
Long distance to Abyss: Nathan smash.
Abyss pages: More like "Nathan beat ineffectually"
You paged Abyss with 'Nathan slapfight.'
Abyss pages: Like a motherfucker?
You paged Abyss with 'Obviously.'
Joel pages: Are you really logging theis?
You paged Joel with 'fuck yes i am.'
Joel pages: i'm fucked lawl
You receive a text from Joel: your logic and music and love and never leavingness they comfort me
You receive a text from Joel: also probably the rod and the staff i heard they hit sheep w/those
[Public] Liane says, ">.> It's okay. Nathan is adorable and I'd gladly slash him with everyone :)"
Nathan was a weird kid
Everybody said so
Had a couple earrings
Carried round a banjo
He lived in an Airstream
Got some sweet flamingos
Talked 'bout Bosnia
Carried round a banjo...