Joel/Allies
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The Visionary: Sorry about those violets. | The Shrink: She understands... I wish she didn't have to. | The Scholar: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. | |||
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The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei. | The Fire: Sometimes warmth is enough to burn. | The Fighter: Sorry I threw up on your couch... | |||
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The Wingman: Ready with a helping hand... or a swift kick in the ass. | The Queen: Terrifyingly practical. What would I do without you? | Sister: Where have you gone? | |||
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The Seeker: Careful with that box, Pandora... | Brother: Rome is gonna burn anyway, so we might as well grab a fiddle. | The Boss: Microwaves and bad clothes will not be allowed in the new world order. | |||
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The Wheels: Don't look at me, man, you're the one who knows everyone! | The Watcher: Paragons are just Guardians who accepted the challenge. | The Weird: No, actually, people do need to breathe. | |||
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The Editor: You can never win the game, but you can choose not to play. | The Skeptic: Unappreciated, underpaid, misunderstood. Restaurant employees know their own. | Insert Witty remark. | The Noun: The cryptic explanation. |