Joel/Allies

Your song is probably a joke, lol. OR IS IT?

Eleanor		Wren		Liane
	The Visionary: Sorry about those violets.		The Shrink: She understands... I wish she didn't have to.		The Scholar: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Andrei		Damian (SONG)		Trace
	The Bravo: 80% of Joel is a total slacker. The other 20% secretly wants to be Andrei.		The Fire: Sometimes warmth is enough to burn.		The Fighter: Sorry I threw up on your couch...
Zack		Katie		Maxine
	The Wingman: Ready with a helping hand... or a swift kick in the ass.		The Queen: Terrifyingly practical. What would I do without you?		Sister: Where have you gone?
Petra (SONG)		Nathan (SONG)		Patricia
	The Seeker: Careful with that box, Pandora...		Brother: Rome is gonna burn anyway, so we might as well grab a fiddle.		The Boss: Microwaves and bad clothes will not be allowed in the new world order.
Jai		Deacon (SONG)		Ben
	The Wheels: Don't look at me, man, you're the one who knows everyone!		The Watcher: Paragons are just Guardians who accepted the challenge.		The Weird: No, actually, people do need to breathe.
Nicolas		Gareth		Name
	The Editor: You can never win the game, but you can choose not to play.		The Skeptic: Unappreciated, underpaid, misunderstood. Restaurant employees know their own.	Insert Witty remark.	The Noun: The cryptic explanation.