Bill/Allies
From Masq
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Someone like me! Now I don't have to be surrounded by old people all the time. | 
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Thin as a firepole. Warm as a Tauntaun | 
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It worked! See? I wasn't a pedo after all. |
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What do you see through that camera? Better yet, what have you SEEN through that camera? | 
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Need a lift? PS. Where is your wife? | 
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Tell your boss I need an appointment -- These feet aren't going to teach themselves how to dance |
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Business mogul?! I guess they grow up fast in Texas! | 
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Hard to understand at times -- Must be all that whiskey | 
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He's a good kid -- Let's see how long that lasts! |
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UFOs, Aliens, Chupacabrah, oh my! -- Got room for a college student in that list? | 
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Welcome back! The desert could use a little Irish rain. | 
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Do you like to party? Do you want to? |
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Hey Mrs. Fairburn! Do you have any leftovers? | 
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You sure got a big mouth. Let's see it smile instead. | 
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He's a cool cat. And he's got a tattoo gun. What more do you need? |
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Ally might be a little strong. But he seems somewhat dependable | ||||
Where did you go?
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Abducted by aliens? | 
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Into the Wild | 
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Lost in the library? |
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Lab experiment went wrong? | 
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Gypsy's can't stay in one place for too long, can they? | 
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Are you a ghost? You are now! |
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The only thing longer than her hair is her legs. | 
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Audio-acoustic engineer/Buddhist For all my zen acoustic needs. | 
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Do you prefer hobo or bum? And what's that in your pocket? |
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Southern accent. Can do the splits! | 
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I think I have a lawyer -- Now, to get arrested! | ||