| Name: Petra
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American
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| Occupation:
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Mama and part-time instructor at Dans en Siel
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| Demeanor:
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Deviant
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| Apparent Age:
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Late 20s
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| Height:
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5'9"
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| Nicknames:
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Imperatrix/Imp (Jai only)
Minx (Jai only)
Pettles (Joel only)
चमकदार सितारा (Jai only)
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| Quotes
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| "I'll be just walking along minding my own business, and BOOM. Knife in the back. Then you'll just be there being all beautiful and world-class pouty and no one will have the heart to suspect you of anything. They'll find out it was your knife, and then arrest my corpse for stealing it." -Jai
"You would make a pretty terrifying enemy. I fight with knives, you can kill someone with words. When I kill them, they are dead.. when you do.. they are dead inside. Between the two of us, you are far more scary." - Deacon
"No, I'm just the worst at reading you. You are like the sphinx to me. Or at least a technologically savvy, foul-mouthed, brawling reasonable facsimile." and later: "Seriously. Your superpower is possessing no filter of any sort, isn't it?" -Nicolas
"I already know how this'll play out. I'll get a bloody nose and you'll still be an idiot!" -Petra
"Pizza palace oh so dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, who will save me from this bore? Only Petra, nothing more." -Joel
"....That horse has Jai's pants." -Joaquín
"I don't think they're gonna fit!" -Jai
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| RP Hooks
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Hangouts:
RP Hooks:
- Wanting to learn to dance, or just get in shape? Check out Dans en Siel, owned and operated by Damian! Petra takes classes there, and also teaches Introductory Yoga and the Tumbling class for small children there.
- Petra worked at Laura's Herbal Apothecary and Kiva Coffee, though she hasn't been seen behind those counters lately. Maybe she helped you with a purchase at some point, or you miss seeing her smiling face!
- Need a cab? She's bound to butt in and try and get you to use Jai's cab service!
- Speaking of, do you know Jai? He's her husband. She's totally not biased. <_<
- She and Jai have got a one year old baby, and often strangers like to coo over babies-- or correct the parents on how they're raising them!
- Do you look even slightly interesting or unusual? Clothes count! If we go to the same location, she's bound to try and capture your image on film!
- University of New Mexico alumni. If you went there in the first half of the last decade, we might've met!
- Like to do physical things? Petra enjoys a wide variety of activities, from jogging to roller skating to just plain working out.
- None of these fit? Page me and we'll work something out. Petra is pretty approachable, and not afraid to make an ass of herself!
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| Logs
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09-18-2010: Joel's Fascinating Bulges
Wherein Joel arrives with fascinating bulges, and is kicked out of the Cantina for acts of kindness!
09-30-2010: Christmas Sweater Mayhem
Wherein Christmas Cheer is spread like a contagious virus!
10-09-2010: Eldritch Delight
Wherein Damian and Petra become gods with Jai's assistance, Petra is briefly left in charge by Liane, and then she gets her inevitable comeuppance.
10-10-2010: DONUT PIZZA PALACE ROBBINS EXPRESS EXTRAVAGANZA!
Wherein Wren is stolen from, Joel wears a monstrosity, Petra kills a man just to watch him die, and then she makes her singing debut!
10-21-2010: Sugar Lumps
Wherein a series of most unusual musical performances are given.
11-19-2010: Ain't Too Proud To Beg
Wherein Petra must face her deadliest foe: a food service worker.
01-08-2011: High School of the Dead
Wherein everyone ends up shirtless or pantsless while investigating an incredibly creepy school. Hijinks ensue. ...NOT THAT KIND!
11-23-2011: Fork in the Road
Wherein Petra presents Jai with a DECENT proposal, for a change.
02-07-2013: Lost Wallet
Wherein history is reinterpreted for ol' Wall-ey, people crawl around with very little provocation... and Petra pees her pants?
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Also:
| 01/17/2008 | | | 09/18/2008 | | | 09/29/2008 | | | 10/31/2008 | | | 11/06/2008 | | | 11/12/2008 | | | 11/15/2008 | | | 11/27/2008 | | | 05/11/2009 | | | 08/09/2009 | | | 08/01/2010 | | | 12/27/2011 | | | 10/31/2012 | |
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| A Glimpse Within
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And lastly, this comic.
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| Physical Description
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Petra appears to be in her late 20s, and her accent pegs her as coming from an upper class section of New York. Her silky brown hair trails a little past her shoulders, with just a hint of curl. It is left down, but one section that frames her face is braided and covered with stones and beads in winter colors, a silver eye of Osiris dangling from the end. She has a pert nose, wide hazel eyes, and a peaches and cream complexion. Her best feature, however, is probably her broad mouth, which is often quirked up into a wry half-smile or split with a toothy, infectious grin that speaks to good dentistry. She stands 5'9" with a runner's build, lean but healthy and long of limb. She wears a very light application of makeup, apparently going for the natural look.
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| Playlist
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| Allies and Contacts
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| Andrea μ
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Bill (Billy) ☼
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Chandler (Chan-chan) μ
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I don't know you well... but as Cleo's mom, you come well recommended!
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Yo! Where my hugs at?
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You make me laugh. And your jokes don't hurt, either!
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| Cleo μ
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Damian (D) ☼
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Devlin μ
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You growed up real good. But I still wanna call you Short Stack.
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Part-time boss and training buddy... but so much more than just that.
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Don't know you too well, but your wife rocks!
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| Ezekiel (Zeke) μ
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Gareth (Gary Stu) ☼
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Harry (Dirty Harry) α
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Breaker breaker two-nine. Roger! That's what I imagine ham radio sounds like, anyway.
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Where the heck are you? Come back from freakin' Tibet or wherevs!
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Crossed wires but the connections still carry.
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| Jack (Jackie) μ
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Jason (J) ☼
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Joel φ
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Anyone ever tell you you're pretty cool? I'm not saying it, I just wondered!
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Thanks for the shinies! Maybe we'll just take turns.
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I'm sorry, man. But some people got NO taste, amirite?
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| Karin μ
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Katie (Katiebeans) ☼
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Liane (Annie) ☼
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Made of trouble. Built to last.
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She gives as good as she takes. Partner in crime!
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You have a sharp wit. It's awesome when you use it-- even against me.
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| Maxine (Max) μ
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Natalie (Nat) μ
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Nathan μ
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I bet it's not all in your head. Some of it, sure. But all?
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Fresh meat! I mean, uh, welcome to Albuquerque!
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... I finally heard it, and it was worth the wait!
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| Raine μ
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Tara μ
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Tom μ
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Thanks for the baby blanket! And congrats on the sprogling!
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Tattoo artiste... Garbage Girl needs to make a comeback.
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I almost feel bad for giving you so much dirt on him. ...naaaaaah.
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| Vince μ
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Wren (Wrenlet) μ
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Zack μ
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Loose cannon... full of booze and confetti.
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Still wondering which of us would've won. And I'll be sure to subject them all to the Petra Test.
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Hey you! Sorry I was kind of a dick.
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| Zane (Z) ☼
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Shared traumas, shared affections. In a totally not creepy way.
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| Gallery
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Behold the beach bum in her natural environment.
Drawn by Petra and Joel at Pizza Palace.
She generally wears these earrings, along with a matching ring.
Usually, she wears this bracelet.
Petra is almost never without this ring.
She wears this necklace, like, A LOT.
Imperatrix Petra, Queen of Awesomeness
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